9) Rejoiced when he figured out how to use his TK abilities to apply Ben-Gay to those hard to reach places.

8) Only getting 20 miles to the gallon.

7) Looks at Domino and thinks about what a great SOLDIER she is.

6) Got Graymaulken during his mid-life crisis, and how long ago was that?!?!

5) Starting to have trouble remembering the difference between a Wildey .45 Magnum, and a .45 Winchester Magnum.

4) Laughs a little too hard when people make jokes about him wearing Depends.

3) He's now up to three cans of WD-40 a day.

2. Whenever he can't hear what someone says, he just grumbles "Stab his eyes!" and storms off in a huff.

1) Always talking about how in his day, he had to walk 50 miles, bare foot, uphill, and through a blizzard to fight the forces of evil.