1102. Voyeurs spy on the naked girls through binoculars. It's getting "nipplely" in there.--------------1

1103. Some of the girls sit around a big candle and tell the story about Angela.-----------------------0
A nun interrupts things and gives the candle a dose of Catholic discipline
by slapping the wick with her yardstick. "Lights out."

1104. Melissa has a nightmare where her jaw gets torn and mutated thanks to Angela.-----------------0

1105. Melissa wakes up screaming, and the other girls throw pillows at her.---------------------------0

1106. Sister Gloria practices fencing with her yardstick. Father Bob drops by to discuss-----------------0
matters about the school dance and argues that responsibility is more important than
discipline. Sister Gloria disagrees and would rather use her yardstick.

1107. A guy asks Melissa out for the school dance. Meanwhile, Bibi,-------------------------------------0
Terri (played by I-can't-believe-it's-not-the-original-Marcia-Brady, Christine Taylor),
and Shirley discuss Melissa and her evil sister Angela. Sister Gloria nearly whacks
the girls with the stick and demands that they show more compassion toward Melissa.

1108. Johnny the jock hits on Bibi. Sister Gloria separates the two with her yardstick,---------------0
urging that they "save a little room for the Holy Ghost." (Uh okay, we'll have
a menage-a-trois then...)

1109. Shirley--the bad girl of the school--swipes Perry's demonology book.--------------------------0

1110. In class, the girls ask Sister Gloria whether or not kissing (and fellatio!)-------------------------1
are considered sinful. Sr. Gloria knows nothing about fellatio but sure likes to handle
a long stick whereever she goes!

1111. In another classroom, Perry tries to convince Fr. Bob that demonology---------------------------0
is a legitimate science. Ha! While one of the guys in the back draws a funny picture
of Sr. Gloria, the student directly behind Perry squirts him with a water gun.

1112. Curt and Johnny dribble the basketball all over school campus------------------------------------0
and bump into the religious nutball Perry. Perry demands that they return
his demon book, but they don't have it.

1113. Curt gets horny watching Shirley play tennis with Bibi and throws--------------------------------0
his basketball toward Shirley to catch her attention. She catches the basketball
between her legs and leaves Curt no choice but to tackle her to get the ball back.
Sr. Gloria sees this and ruins all the fun.

1114. Perry goes to the chapel to conduct a demonology experiment-------------------------------0
and ends up conjuring Angela! Angela tries to drag him through the mirror.
Fr. Bob catches Perry fiddling with demons and forbids him from going to the school dance.
Meanwhile, Shirley hits on Curt while he and Johnny go through some old record
albums for the dance.

1115. Curt gets to second base with Shirley but is caught stealing for third.--------------------------------0

1116. Hello! Girls undressing for the Halloween dance!------------------------------------------------1
Shirley invites Terri, Bibi and even Melissa (who is now in a red clown outfit)
to an off-campus Halloween party. Curt and Johnny watch them from afar with
their binoculars.

1117. Shirley and her date Rick pull up in a red vintage Cadillac-------------------------------------0
and take Curt, Johnny, Bibi, Terri and Melissa to the party. A seven-seater with style.
They don't build them like that anymore!

1118. Perry goes through Curt's and Johnny's things and finds some pornos--------------------------------0
and a map to the evil Old Hull house marked with a pentagram.

1119. While Rick asks Terri (actually addresses her as Marcia!) about her troubles,------------------------0
someone changes the road signs and causes Rick and the gang to go
the wrong way (well, maybe not).

1120. Melissa immediately recognizes the evil house and refuses to leave the car.---------------------------0
She stays in the Cadillac while everyone crashes at Angela's pad.
Shirley decides to redecorate the house a little by painting a pentagram on the wall.

1121. Someone (or something) scurries through the house. The camerawork--------------------------------0
for this scene is uncannily similar to that used with the demons
from the "Evil Dead" series.

1122. Johnny goes off with Bibi to do some, uh, sightseeing.----------------------------------------------0
Terri and Curt decide to do the same.

1123. The pentagram on the wall suddenly bleeds but not as much as the walls--------------------------------0
from "Evil Dead 2"! Rick opens a box and removes it unwilling inhabitant,
a black cat that is to be sacrificed! My, aren't Rick and Shirley a nice couple
of kids?

1124. Bibi takes a tube of lipstick from the bathroom. She complains to Johnny--------------------------------0
that the house is cold. Naturally, Johnny knows just the thing to warm her up.

1125. While Curt and Terri smooch in the hallway, a demon quietly sneaks up--------------------------------0
behind them. Nice shadow show on the wall.

1126. Bibi exposes her breasts and Johnny gets all over her.---------------------------------------------0

1127. Melissa looks out of the car window and sees the big bad wolf.--------------------------------0
Wolfman chases her out of the car and into the house. Wolfman turns into...
Z-Boy! Z-boy scares the cat away, but it doesn't matter since Rick and Shirley
now have a virgin girl for the sacrifice.

1128. While Johnny & Bibi are pretty close to makin' bacon, Rick and Shirley--------------------------------0
prepare their Satanic ritual. Curt and Terri return to watch Melissa be sacrificed.

1129. Hoo-wah! A ten-second shot of Bibi's left boob. Angela watches--------------------------------0
as Johnny literally kisses every square inch of Bibi's body.

1130. Shirley tries to stab Melissa with a knife, but Curt plays hero and intervenes.--------------------------------0
Z-boy forces the knife into Curt's chest as Terri screams in terror!
Meanwhile, Bibi and Johnny hear the screams and decide to investigate.

1131. Z-Boy playfully stabs himself over and over with the sacrificial "knife."--------------------------------0
Melissa spots Angela and screams. She tries to lead the others to Angie,
but all they find is a bloody puddle swimming with maggots. Eeeeow!

1132. Terri lifts the toilet seat and finds a demon hiding in the toilet!--------------------------------1
Now isn't that just a bite in the ass?

1133. After Z-Boy takes a leak, he meets Angela upstairs.-----------------------------------------0
Angela greets him with a French kiss. Woooo! Wooo! Wooo!
Z-Boy sounds like Judge Doom getting dipped from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"...

1134. Most of the gang wants to leave the house, but Shirley says no one--------------------------------0
is leaving without Z-Boy. While Shirley calls him, she lights a match.
Poof! Something blew it out. The hell with Z-Boy...she's out of there!

1135. Back at the dance, Perry tells Sr. Gloria about the demonology book--------------------------------0
and the invitation to the Old Hull house.

1136. Bibi tries on the new lipstick, but it bites her lip!---------------------------------------------0
Bibi wants to throw it out of the car, but Shirley takes the tube and puts on
the lipstick without getting bit.

1137. Perry and Sr. Gloria try to convince Fr. Bob that the students--------------------------------0
are in grave danger. He doesn't seem to buy it.

1138. Rick and the gang arrive at the school dance. Terri asks Curt if--------------------------------0
it's true that they really call him "kingsnake." Of course, he does not deny it.
Why would he?

1139. Alone in the bathroom, Shirley puts on the evil lipstick.------------------------------------------3
This time the lipstick jumps in her throat. She throws it on the rug,
and a snake-like creature crawls out of the lipstick tube! It looks quite a bit
like beef jerky, actually. The faux-Slim Jim creeps up her leg and into her
vagina. Hmmmm, kind of like those tree limbs from "Evil Dead"...
While Shirley gets off from the lipstick, Angela appears in a puff of smoke.

1140. Melissa looks through her family album. Happy Halloween...--------------------------------0

1141. Angela spices things up at the school dance.--------------------------------------------------1
People are now dancing to heavy metal music with Cookie-monster supplying
the growling vocals! (I always wondered what "C is for Cookie" sounded like
if it was played backwards.) Angela pours the punch all over her breastesses.
Sr. Gloria returns to chase her out of the school dance. It's too bad
Sister Mary Elephant wasn't there to pull the plug and yell "SHUT UP!!!"

1142. Shirley dances a wily, little jig and invites Rick to feel her breasts.--------------------------------1
He gladly obliges. Unfortunately for him, the evil breasts turn into hands
and won't let go of Rick. After deforming Rick's hands, Shirley finishes him
off by breaking his neck. Sr. Gloria repels her with a cross.
Party's over!

1143. Sr. Gloria dons her special kung-fu fighting habit------------------------------------------1
and fills some water balloons with holy water! For further preparation,
she practices swirling her rosary beads like nunchucks and inspects her yardsticks
as if they were shotguns!

1144. While Terri and Curt kiss in a van, Angela joins in on the fun--------------------------------0
by secretly unzipping Curt's jeans and grabbing his crotch. He thinks Terri
is doing the handjob but thinks again when he looks down at Angela's evil hand.

1145. When Terri and Curt get out of the van. Angela suddenly appears--------------------------------0
in front of them and says "How about a little head, tiger?" before decapitating Curt.

1146. Terri runs away and bumps into Shirley in the bushes.---------------------------------------0
Shirley gives her a long, deep kiss. How cute!

1147. While Angela tries to convince Melissa that everything is okay,--------------------------------0
Perry and Sr. Gloria take Fr. Bob to the chapel to give last rites to Rick.
Only there are a couple problems: Rick is gone, and so is Bibi.

1148. Bibi looks for Melissa, only to find a possessed Terri instead.--------------------------------0
Hmmmm, so that's what Marcia Brady would look like if she joined
the forces of darkness! Terri tries to have her way with Bibi, but Perry shows up
and pours holy water down Terri's throat. Terri is dispossessed and vomits
something very much like pea soup.

1149. Perry and Sr. Gloria look out of a window and see Melissa and Angela--------------------------------0
holding hands together! Rick and Shirley pick the two sisters up in the red Caddy.

1150. Fr. Bob is confused and demands an explanation from Sr. Gloria.--------------------------------0
Perry points to the Virgin Mary statue, which now has blood running down
her eyes. After having some debate, Fr. Bob, Sr. Gloria, Bibi, Perry and Johnny
all leave for the Old Hull place.

1151. Angela's house. Fr. Bob suggests that everyone split up----------------------------------------0
so they can find Melissa as quickly as possible. Sr. Gloria and the others
disagree with that strategy. Fr. Bob decides to go off alone, but Perry follows him,
figuring that he can protect Fr. Bob from himself (but will he protect him
from Angela and her minions?)

1152. Sr. Gloria, Bibi and Johnny see a gurney roll down the hall all by itself.--------------------------------0
They move on, but Bibi gets locked behind!

1153. Angela smacks Johnny out of a window, and he experiences a two-story drop!--------------------------0
Hopefully, the ground will break the fall...

1154. Fr. Bob and Perry find Rick who confesses that he has broken the fifth Commandment.-----------------0
He fulfills his confession by stabing Fr. Bob to death. Perry drenches Rick
with holy water from a Super Soaker water gun, and Rick dissolves into a
bloody mess. Uh oh, here comes Angela!

1155. Johnny shrugs off his nasty fall and finds Curt playing basketball...--------------------------------1
with his own head! "He's racking up the points tonight!" Curt eventually plants
his head back on his shoulders and tries to gouge Johnny's eyes.
Perry makes the save by throwing a holy water balloon on Curt and then Johnny
takes advantage of the situation by karate kicking Curt's head from his body!
"Where's a referee when you need one? Technical foul!" Perry tries a different sport
and uses Curt's head to make a field goal. Unfortunately, the head
sails wide and caroms against the side of the house. No points on that play...

1156. Z-Boy whacks Perry in the head with a baseball bat-----------------------------------------------0
and promptly runs for home. Perry's a goner.

1157. Bibi wanders through the house all by herself. She opens a door,--------------------------------0
and Z-Boy leaps out of there! His crotch sounds very much alive,
and he tries to rape Bibi! But Sr. Gloria runs in...

1158. Sister Gloria vs. Z-Boy. Sr. Gloria delivers her catch-phrase--------------------------------0
and separates Z-Boy from Bibi using her trusty yardstick. Z-Boy will have
NUN of this and tosses the yardstick aside! Sr. Gloria whips out the
rosary beads to fend off Z-Boy. What's this? Z-Boy is cowering away from
a girl? Sr. Gloria says, "Spare the rod and spoil the child."
(Somehow, I doubt that Z-Boy wanted to spare the rod either.)
Your winner: Sister Gloria via countout.

1159. Fr. Bob--now possessed--wants a piece of Bibi. Johnny melts him--------------------------------0
down from behind with the Super Soaker. Then he nails him with a holy water balloon!
Shirley briefly shows up but runs away after getting holy water splashed
all over her. Fr. Bob is now a gory puddle of dismembered body parts.
Jeez, what are these guys made of? Sugar?

1160. Z-Boy shows up once again, but Bibi nails him in the crotch--------------------------------0
with a holy water balloon. Z-Boy sounds like Michael Jackson now!

1161. The Inner Sanctum. Sr. Gloria, Bibi, and Johnny find Melissa lying on a table.------------------------0
Angela warms up the room by making the firewood spontaneously combust.
She decapitates Sr. Gloria with a long blade and then renders all of the holy
weapons useless! Wow, Angela doesn't fool around...Chances of survival
seem slim to NUN...Somehow, Sr. Gloria manages to sprout back her head and goes
on with her spiel about faith. Angela tests Gloria's faith by making her
switch places with Melissa and then ordering Melissa to behead the combative nun.
Melissa stabs Angela in the belly instead. Sr. Gloria takes an UZI squirt gun
from under her habit and saturates Angela with holy water. Not too surprisingly,
Angela melts into a puddle.

1162. The gang goes into another room. Oh great, Angela decided to--------------------------------0
come back early! She now looks like a cross between the Predator and
an alligator tail. She knocks down Johnny and Sr. Gloria with her tail and then
coils it around Bibi. Melissa runs to fight Angela. Johnny recovers from the
whipping and breaks one of the windows. The resulting beam of light burns Angela
and causes her to explode!

1163. Sr. Gloria, Johnny, Bibi and Melissa return to school victorious.--------------------------------0
A girl finds the tube of incubus lipstick, and a big red snake pops out of there!
THE END.