Pinkguin/Coneflower story:

Ohohohohohoh! I wrote a story about you , my dear Coneflower, because you
are just so Crazy! And I adore crazy people! All my pals are Crazy and so am
I, as witnessed by this story:

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By Gypsy the Weirdo

In 1899 the streets of New York echoed with the voices of Newsies and
Newsgoils and...a Pinkguin. The funny thing was that noone noticed that he
was a pinkguin. Except Conflower. Coneflower was his "goil." Every day after
they finished selling their papes, Pinkguin would say "Coneflower, will you
be my Pinkgirl?" and Coneflower would say "Of course I'll be your Pinkgirl!"
and then they would go to Tibby's and celebrate by eating IceCubes.(Yes,
this happened everyday!:)But Coneflower was also in love with(dun dun dun!)
MUSHIE-BABY! So every night after Pinkguin was asleep, she'd go up on the
roof of the Lodgin' House and meet with her Mushie-Baby and Mushie-Baby
would say "Coneflower, will you be my Coneflower-Baby?" and Conelower
said,"Of Course I'll be your Coneflower-Baby." But one night in the middle
of July, Pinkguin couldn't sleep(because it was too hot of course!) and he
went up on the roof to get cool and (duh-duh-duh again!) he found Coneflower
and MUSHIE-BABY! "Coneflower!" he cried, "I thought you were my Pinkgirl!"
and Mush said"No! She's my Coneflower-Baby!" Coneflower looked bewildered.
"Why don't we let her Choose?""Yes! Choose, Coneflower, Mush or me?" "Ummm,"
Stammered Coneflower "Ya see Pinkguin, yer really nice and all, but I love
my Mushie-Baby..." "You do?" asked Mushie-Baby excitedly."Yup" said
Coneflower "You can live in my closet, dear." "But I wanted you to live in
my closet," Mush protested "How come I have to be the cramped one?"
"Mushie-Baby, dear, You don't have a closet." "Oh, Yah!"
Then Pinkguin cried IceCube tears and Coneflower crushed them up and ate
them in a SLURPEE!(Go Slurpees!) And then he kept Crying until he met a
Blueguin that he fell in love with. And they all lived happily ever after!
THE END