The Frasier Drinking Game From the Frasier Mailing List
Note: You accept the responsibilities and consequences of your actions.... I will not take the blame or forcing anyone to get schnockered while "Frasier" is on, or anything that happens afterwards.

Also this is not my idea, I found it off a "Frasier" page, so I won't accept the credit, I'm not this creative, just so I don't get into any trouble by taking credit.
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HOW TO PLAY
1) Gather all the booze in the house you can find (soda if you're on AA)
2) Tune into "Frasier"
3) Drink accordingly to the following list:
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Take one drink when... _____________________________________________________
* Frasier says, "I'm Listening." (two drinks if he's not on the air)
* Frasier makes some snide comment about Roz's love life
* Frasier mentions anything related to "Cheers" ( the bar, Boston, any of the characters...two drinks if he mentions Lilith or Frederick...three if he mentions Diane Chambers)
* Frasier threatens to have Eddie stuffed/put to sleep/some other nasty deed/etc.( two drinks if these threats apply to Martin)
* Niles makes some snide comment about Roz's love life
* Niles makes some snide comment about Frasier's receding hairline
* Niles dusts his chair at Cafe Nervosa
* Daphne mentions her brothers or Granny Moon
* Daphne makes some suggestive comment that cause Niles to leer/gasp/fall over himself/drop something/etc.
* Roz mentions a "hot date" she happened to have the other night
* Roz complains about NOT having a "hot date"
* Bulldog makes a sexist comment/gesture (two drinks if nobody beats the crud out of him for doing so)
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Take two drinks when... __________________________________________________________
* Any character from "Cheers" pays a visit (note: three if it's Lilith or Frederick, four if it's Diane Chambers)
* Frasier's first wife Nanny Gee pays a visit (drink everything in sight if she's played once again by Emma Thompson)
* Frasier's agent Bebe pays a visit (drink everything in sight if for some reason they sleep together again)
* You guess correctly who the celebrity caller is before the closing credits(drink everything in sight if the caller is the magically digitized voice of John Lennon, to happened to record a phone call before his death only to have the tape found by Yoko and mixed by the three remaining Beatles)
* (Updated from Jan.30 episode) Frasier wears shorts again
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Drink everything in sight if... _________________________________________________________
* (Lord willing)We Finally See Maris!
* Frasier and Lilith reconcile(if Frasier and DIANE reconcile, run to the nearest liquor store and restock)
* Frasier gets custody of Frederick
* Niles and Daphne sleep together( If Niles sleeps with Roz, run to the nearest Bennigan's and drain them dry)
* Frasier or Niles loses his psychiatric license
* Frasier's radio show gets canceled and is replaced by Howard Stern
* Frasier's show wins the Peabody Award (note: the'radio' show that is. "Frasier" the series won the Peabody Award in 1995)
* Frasier moves back to Boston, marries Carla Tortelli, and has six more kids.