TOW Someones Pregnant
Lauren6283@aol.com
Setting: Rach/Mon's apartment
'Characters: Joey,Pheebs,Rach and Mon
[Joey enters]
Joey: Hey Mon, Breakfast ready?
Mon: Do I look like your personal cook?[mon doesn't look happy with Joey
at
all]
Joey: Ugh- I guess not
[Joey goes to the couch where Rach and Pheebs are sitting]
Joey:[whispers]What's up with Mon?
Rach: I am not sure, she snapped at me too.
Pheeb: She's Pregnant.
Joey and Rach: What?!?!
COMMERCIAL
Setting: the same
Characters: the same
Joey: Pheebs, you can sense these things?
Pheeb: Yeah, Duh I AM psychic you know.
Rach: But...Pheebs, Mon would tell us something that big. A baby is what
she
has always dreamed of!
Pheeb: She won't tell us until she's told the daddy, because the daddy
should
be the first to know, of course!
Joey: Oh yeah never thought of that.
*Flash to Chandler and Joey's Apartment*
[Chandler fixing his tie]
Chan: so, Yasmine, how do I look?
Yas: Bawk Bawk
Chan: Yep, that's what I thought to
[exits to Mon/rach's Apartment]
[Chandler enters Mon/Rach apartment]
Mon: Sit down, Eat.
Chan:[goes and kisses Mon] yes mam
[sits and eats his breakfast]
Joey:[to Pheebs] So I guess only Chandler can get food around here!
Pheeb: Well yes. She is trying to make him comfortable to tell him the
news.
Joey: what ne...[thinking oh yeah Mon is Pregnant] Nevermind. I sure am
glad
you know all this Pheebs, I'd be lost without you.
Rach: We don't know if she is pregnant or not, We can't always go off
Phoebe's powers.
Pheeb: so you don't believe I have these powers, Do you?
Rach: I guess not.
[Phoebe looks hurt]
Joey: I believe in your powers!!!
Pheeb: Ok I have One believer, and one Nonbeliever [to Rach] I will make
you
a believer too. HAHA
Rach: I do not now or will I ever believe in your psychic powers.
Pheeb: Err..humm..ok then.
Joey: So, Phoebe what can you tell me of my future?
Pheeb:[acting as if she is receiving information] you will be married in
2
years to a beautiful blonde...you will have 2 children.
Joey: cool
Rach: [scoffs] she's making that up, Joe.
Joey: No she's not!
Rach: Fine- humph whatever
*Flash to Mon and Chan*
Chan: Mon, baby, sweetie, honey, What's bothering you?
Mon:[not hearing him at first] uh..um...oh nothing.
Chan: Monica Elaine Bing [the Bing said softly, no one knows they are
married] I know Somethings up...you only act this way when something is
up.
COMMERCIAL
Mon: well...ummm...wow you know me well [smiles]
Chan: Yes, yes I do. I always know, the person which I am in love with,
well.
but now back to the thing you were trying to tell me..
Mon: uh..umm...well...youandI...well.....are...
Chan: Do you WANT me to guess?
Mon: no, we....are...having...well...a..ba..ba..baby
Chan:Ba..ba...ba..ba...baby?
Mon: Yes [gives a weak smile]
Chan: Ok [recapping] a wife and a baby all in one week...oh my God
[hugs Mon]
Mon: So your not upset?
Chan: No, why should I be?
Mon; I don't know, because it's all of the sudden.
Chan: I love You nothing will change that. Having a baby is great, and
yes it
is all the sudden but Who cares.
Mon: really?
Chan: yes really!
[Monica kisses Chandler]
Mon:[whispers]Should we tell the others?
Chan:nah, not quite yet.
[Mon and Chan go to Chan's Apartment]
*The others who were listening are now in shock*
Pheeb:[to Rach] See, what did I tell you?
Rach: Ok I believe you.
Pheeb: Ha made another believer. Wow am I good or What?
Joey: that's so cool. How do you do that?
Pheeb: Don't know. Some are born with power, others are not. You
unfortunately do not.
Joey: Ahh Man I WANT POWERS.
Pheeb: Oh well you can't have them [sticks her tongue out at him]
[Ross enters]
Ross: hey [depressed]
All: hey
Rach: Hey Sweetie, What's wrong?
Ross: Nothing
Rach: I Know somethings wrong, now tell me.
Ross: well...I just got fired
Rach: Oh my God Why?
Ross: They said they had too many paleontologists
Rach: Oh Baby I am so sorry
Ross: it'll be OK...I am going to be a teacher down at the community
college.
Rach: well that's good.
Pheeb: Well I must fly. good luck on your job Ross, later
All: Bye Pheebs
Joey: well I have an audition at 9 so I must also go.
[Joey and Pheebs exit]
Ross: I am so glad to be alone again.
[Kisses Rach]
Rach: Yeah, it's great to be alone, ummm Ross?
Ross: Yeah
Rach: Remember that night we were drunk got married and had our honey
moon?
Ross: well, of course...ummm. Actually No i don't remember much though I
sure
do remember the next day when i had the worst hangover ..ugh..
Rach: uh..ok..well sometime that night we both did something we don't
remember because I found out yesturday at my doctors appiontment that I
am
pregnant.
COMMERCIAL
Ross: Rach honey that's wonderful...Ben will now have a sister..or
brother
Rach: Your not mad?
Ross: No should I be?
Rach: No but I thought you wouldn't want another kid
Ross: Oh, But I do, i want a family with you Rach. I love you.
Rach:I love you too.
[*Flash to Chan's Apartment]
Mon: So, when should the others find out?
Chan: about?
Mon: about the baby and the wedding?
Chan: i don't know, Do we want to tell them?
Mon: Well i hate not being able to tell Rach, I used to tell her
everything,
now all I do is tell her lies. I don't like lying to my best friend, I
want
to be able to tell her about the best thing that has ever happened to
me.
Chan: Yeah i feel the same way, i used to tell ross everything and now
it
comes to the best thing in my life and I can't tell him. We should tell
them!
Mon: Ok How bout now?
Chan: now? well ok yes we should Tell Them NOW.
Mon: okay ready?
Chan: [thinks then confidently says] Yeah [grabs mon's hand, holds it
then
kisses her hand] yep i am ready.
[Both exit into the hall]
[*Flash to rach and ross]
Rach: Ross, should we tell the others?
Ross: Definitely, Mon and Chan are just across the hall we should go
tell
them.
Rach: Ok [kisses ross]
[they also exit into the hall]
Chan and Mon: hey [holding hands]
Ross and Rach: Hey [holding hands]
Ross/Rach/Mon/Chan: we were just coming to see yall.
Mon: Oh really?
Rach: yeah
Ross: which apartment should we go to, I don't like stasnding in the
hall
Chan: The girls more comfy couch.
All: Ok
[both couples go into the girl's apartment]
[Mon looks at rach who is very jittery, Mon walk over to the couch and
sits
next to rach]
mon:hey
Rach: hey, So you were coming to see us?[trying to make mon talk first]
Mon: umm well yeah
[chandler now hearing mon and rach talking, walks over to mon and takes
hold
of her hand, Ross then also walks to Rach and holds her hand and sits on
the
couch next to rach]
Chan: well, Rach we wanted to tell you that we got married in vegas
[smiles a
big Chanlder smile]
Mon: and we thought you 2 should be the first to know, becuase well you
are
our best friends.[smiles at chandler]
Rach: Mon that's awesome.
Ross: way to go, 2nd propsal always works.
Chan: yeah 3rd marriages always work to.
Mon: [breaking up the fighting] So why did you want to see us?
Rach: well ummm
Ross: [whispers] go on
Rach: well rossandiarehavingababy[said really fast]
[mon picks up on the real fast *remember she loves babies*]
Mon: oh my god me too
[mon then realizes what she said, chandler also realizes it and gets
big-eyed]
Ross: yeah i am going to be a father
Rach:[picks up on what mon said] your pregnant too?
Mon: yeah [smiles really big]
Ross: way to go man, a wife and a baby on the way
Chan: same to ya
COMMERCIAL ending credits
Mon:How unbelievable best friends married and pregannt at the same time.
Rach: I never would have though that we would both get great husbands
and
have families
Mon:I can't believe my dream finally came true.
Fall into a dream sequence when mon just met chandler *you know how it
would
go* :)
Thanx for reading this E-mail any complaints or critcism. thanx again
Lauren
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