TOW Ross's Wedding
"missing" Chandler/Monica scenes
MONICA: My mother’s right. I’m never gonna get married.
CHANDLER: You know what? That is…who wouldn’t want you?
MONICA: Please—I’m a single mom with a 30-year-old son.
CHANDLER (rubbing her shoulders): Listen. That guy was out of his
mind. You are beautiful. And you definitely don’t look like Ross’
mother.
MONICA (groaning): It’s not just that, it’s…Ross is getting
married—again. My mother won’t get off my case—as usual, and--god, I
just—oh, forget it. I’m such a loser.
CHANDLER: Hey. You are looking at the *king* of losers, alright? You
are not a loser. Believe me. I recognize my people when I see them,
and
you are not one of us.
CHANDLER: You want to get out of here? Go for a walk?
MONICA: Yeah, okay.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Monica, I’ve been meaning to ask you, have you
tried on your bridesmaid’s dress yet? Just to be sure, you know—it
looks as if you’ve put on a couple of pounds.
MONICA (suddenly): What did I do? Why does she always do that to
me? I just—I’m so tired of it.
CHANDLER: You didn’t do anything. Your mother probably just has
issues with her own mother that cause her to be overly critical towards
you.
MONICA (dryly): When did you become so insightful?
CHANDLER: I’m not. I guessed.
CHANDLER: Listen, Mon—
MONICA: You know what, Chandler? I don’t really want to talk about it
anymore. Let’s just walk, okay?
CHANDLER: Actually, I was going to ask if you wanted to go up to my
room and veg out in front of the TV.
MONICA: Alright. That sounds good too.
CHANDLER: Okay.
MONICA: What’s wrong?
CHANDLER: Nothing, I just—
MONICA: What?
CHANDLER: Are you sure you’re alright?
MONICA: I’ll be fine. It’s just been a long, depressing, very
frustrating
day.
CHANDLER (nods understandingly): I’ve had a few of those.
MONICA: Yeah.
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