Do you want to give a poor orphan or runaway a loving
home on your homepage? Look at them, who could say no:
Boys? *sighs* It might get them a moment to get here. They're just like that...but worth the wait, you'll see!
(All of these pictures DO work, honest, so if for some reason you can't see any (happens sometimes) please press 'reload' or 'refresh' or whatever your browser calls it, then it should work. Thanks.)
1
Extry, extry! Want a pape, lady? Or even bettah, want a cute liddle boy
like me? I won't be no trouble, honest!
2
Hi! Nice to see you. You're here to adopt one of da guys? Hey, dat's
great. Shoa, I knows ya won't take me - who'd want a crip, huh? But dat's
all right, I'm happy fer whoever ya'll take.
3
Hi! *yawns* Mornin'! Yeah, I know, Cowboy always says it's a fine life,
an' it is, but it's also real hard sometimes - I jist needs a break, okay?
Don't tell Kloppman ya's seen me sleepin' in da middle of da day - ah, I wish
I had some quiet place to sleep....ya wouldn't happen ta know one?
4
Heya dere! What's ya lookin' at? Nope, it's not jist fer sypmathy, but
I don't like ta tawk 'bout it, okay? But if ya takes me wit' ya to yer home
I'll tell ya - deal?
5
I'm not in a bad mood! And this shirt of mine is not pink! It's FADED RED!
6
Psst! Be quiet. Hi! What are you doing heya? Me? I's hidin' from da Delancys. If dey gets me, I's history. Just wish I knew betta place ta hide...do ya?
7
Extry! Extry! Horrible beast in central park! Okay, so it's jist me liddle dog... I's hoid ya's heya to adopt on of us, huh? Well...I'd like a home...an' I really needs some shoes an' new clothes, but...ya see, I won't go anywhere unless I can take me dog. So can I? He's a nice guy, really! An' hometrained!
So, that are the boys...want one?
Okay, here's all you have to do:
1) You need a website. (I don't want them being imprisoned on dark harddrives, you see?) And though the page needn't be totally harmless, please remember that the boys are minors and I won't let them live in places where they could see stuff they shouldn't.
2) Save the picture of the boy you want to your harddrive. (On most systems, you have to right-click on the pic and then 'save as.' If your system works differently and you don't know how to do it, ask someone, but not me, for I have no way of knowing how your system works.
3) Send me an eMail (link and address below)and let me know that you adopted a boy, and which one. (As my page is pretty much closed, I don't make certificates anymore.)
4) Put the newsie up on your
page, and please provide a link back here.
That's all - it's free, it's simple, it won't take you
ten minutes.
So give a home to a little boy - today. :-)
EMail me here
: yamxx@t-online.de