SINGER OF SAD SONGS 
Bobby Bare

(Alex Zanetis)

 Widow Jones couldn't make it on her own 
 Frank was 'lectrified, leaving six kids half grown 
 In her misery, she sent for me, the Singer of Sad Songs 
 And I sympathized and eulogized Frank Jones 

 And she cried, "Singer of Sad Songs, 
 I need your services today! 
 Doctor of broken hearts, 
 Wash your clothes and mend your socks for your pay"

 Farmer Brown had always dreamed of city lights 
 Miniskirts on pretty girls were in his sights 
 So, one early morn, he left his corn to harvest a field of sin 
 Mrs. Brown called me shortly after 3 AM 

 And she cried, "Singer of Sad Songs, 
 I need your services today! 
 Doctor of broken hearts, 
 Got some early hybrid corn for your pay."

 Lovely Lucy sat there, sipping a glass of wine 
 She was at the church, waitin' till after nine 
 But the groom to be was somewhere free with a case of yellow spine 
 Lovely Lucy, she's still a virgin at surprise 

 And she cried, "Singer of Sad Songs, 
 I need your services today! 
 Doctor of broken hearts, 
 Got a slightly used diamond for your pay..." 

source: Audrey Boadway

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