---[ Spaceballs The Drinking Game ]---

1. A copy of Spaceballs on tape
2. An ample supply of your favorite beverage
   (beer, orange soda, whatever)
3. A big-screen TV so you can see all the tiny
   gags you'd miss otherwise (optional but funky)

Rules:

1. The game begins when the word SPACEBALLS is first legible at the
   start of the movie and ends when MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU
   appears at the end.
2. Once the game has begun, watch the movie for the listed events. Each
   time an event occurs everyone drinks.
3. No need to worry about people successfully operating the VCR since
   it's only one tape (if you taped it off the air in such a way that you
   have it on two tapes, you don't need to play the Spaceballs drinking game
   in the first place)

Drink When:

• Someone watching the movie picks up on a gag they never noticed
  before Drink, twice if no one's ever noticed it before
• Anyone curses, twice if it's the priest
• Either of Mel Brooks' characters appears (Yogurt/Skroob)
• Brooks parodies a movie other than one of the "Star Wars" trilogy
• A piece of Spaceballs merchandise appears, twice if it's not in
  Yogurt's shop
• A visual-only gag is onscreen ("We Brake For Nobody", "Prison
  Ball 28",etc.)
• Another Mel Brooks movie (or a reference to another Mel Brooks
  movie) is onscreen

• President Skroob shows his incompetence
• Dark Helmet makes a fool of himself, twice if he does it
  without causing himself personal injury
• Spaceball training isn't up to snuff, twice if a Spaceball does
  something totally stupid ("The Vulcan neck pinch?")
• Colonel Sandurz orders someone to "Prepare to [whatever]"
• Helmet insults Sandurz
• Helmet uses his ring
• Helmet's mask goes up or down, twice when his desert helmet
  opens or closes
• None of the Big Three (Skroob, Helmet, Sandurz) know what to do
• Anyone does the Skroob Salute
• Commanderette Zircon catches Skroob at a bad time
• Spaceball One is onscreen (Mega-Maid counts), twice if you see
  it in its entirety
• Pizza the Hutt is onscreen

• Anyone says Barf's name ("Barfolomew" counts)
• Barf whips someone in the face with his tail, twice if he gets
  someone somewhere else
• Barf takes something too literally
• Vespa's royally-inflated ego rears its ugly head
• Someone uses the Schwartz, twice if they do it without the ring,
  three times for
  Liquid Schwartz
• The Dinks appear, twice if you understand what they are saying
  beyond "Dink Dink Dink!"
• Dot's light is on or flashing (Sleep Mode, Virgin Alarm, Super
  Vision)
• King Roland is onscreen
• Lone Starr uses a stolen key of some kind