Okaaaay get ready to snap your fingers and tap your toes....
This is to be sung to the tune from Act One, Scene Two...(I liked it much better in Bye Bye Birdie by the way... ;))
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Hi Calli!
What's the story
morning glory
what's the word
firebird?
Did you hear about Xena and Gab?
"Hi Xena!"
"Hi Gabby!"
"Can we do it
get all through it
pull it off"
(gotta cough)
"Can we get through this one episode?"
Those girls really can dance
Those girls really can sing
And that Joxer romance
Tried to give it some zing...
Draco gyrates so hot
While Jace showed us the root
Though Jox likes it not
We got Disco to boot!
"Hello little Xena
it is I your mother
will you marry this young man?"
"Mom ya gotta dig this
I don't need a strong man
No lips I wanna kiss
Understand if you can."
Well that Jace is a hoot
And ole Draco's a bore
Go-go Gabby's so cute
Oh I'm coughin' some more...
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb!
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb
Now that hot Amazon
she sure had a great voice
and a sexy come on
making Joxer her choice...
And the Amazon group
That great ancient girl band
Shook their booties a lot
Till it got out of hand!
"Hello little Xena
it is I your mother
will you marry this young man?"
"Look, I told you once
I don't wanna get wed
This one looks like a dunce
Now get out of my bed!"
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb
Well they covered all bases
from grand Broadway to Rap
But just watching their faces
Made me wanna nap...
All that great rock and roll
Was just simply a waste
Hadda close my own eyes
It just wasn't my taste!
"Hello little Xena
it is I your mother
will you marry this young man?"
"Gotta get all the girls
and set ole mama straight
men ain't life's treasured pearls
we can handle our fate..."
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb
Bein silly
Bein silly
Bein silly
Silly and dumb
Well what did you expect?
Its the end of the show
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Credits roll fast not slow
That's the end of this song
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Ahhh the musical episodes...you gotta love 'em! NOT!!!
I won't give you any details...it just isn't worth it. The only good thing I have to say is that if I closed my eyes and forgot this was Xena: Warrior Princess...I would have at least enjoyed the music.
To sum it up...I will tell you what my 12 year old daughter (the original Xenite in our family) said after she stood there and watched this episode for about 15 minutes...
"This is really stupid mom."
And with that she turned her back on the tv and went upstairs to her room to listen to some...music... ;)
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with a musical zoo?
and they all take the stage
Gabby shakes too and fro
Shoulda stayed in that cage...
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb!
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb
but an outake is seen
Great big Xena go-go
Hmmm...that's kinda obscene!
I just can't write no more
its gone on much too long
like the show this song's poor! ;)
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb!
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and dumb
Bein' silly
Bein' silly
Silly and......................DUMB!!!!! 
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