Jerry Lewis Quotations

"What someone can briefly say about you is enough said." J.B.

"JW: Jerry's son went into showbiz and has a golden record. HG: Jerry Who?" (Laugh-In sketch with Joanne Wurley and Henry Gibson"

Frankie's daughter Sandi is with her boyfriend in their house. He comes out holding a soap on a rope and says to her, "...Look at this, now it's just rope." She says, "Let's call Jerry Lewis and get a telethon going." (Sandi in "Back To The Beach")(Thank you for the quote, Stella.)

"Our judge is good friends with Jerry Lewis." (Allen Luden, Password)

"We're looking for Jerry Lewis" (Gene Rayburn - Match Game 75; Alex Caris answers with the $500 answer for Jerry. . .blank)

"You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns. . ." (Penny Priddy in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension")

"We're going to be skating on our ankles like Jerry Lewis" (Jo in "Facts of Life" episode, "Big Fish, Little Fish")

"Ronald Reagan? The Actor?! Who's Vice President? Jerry Lewis?" (Dr. Emmet Brown in "Back to the Future")

"I'm happy [for] anyone who walks out of here, that likes Jerry Lewis is going to get seven hundred and fifty dollars." (Ben Stein, to contestant on Win Ben Stein's Money - 1997)

"My show will succeed [in Europe] because of two words. . .Jerry Lewis." (Tim Taylor in "Home Improvement")

"You have an in with Jerry Lewis, because you both have the same first name. . .Jerry!" (George to Jerry Sienfeld in "Seinfeld")

"Have you seen Madame Blueberry" (Two French peas in "Veggie Tales") "No, is Jerry Lewis in it?" (Larry the Cucumber in "Veggie Tales")

"I love those children, I mean I don't want to sound like Jerry Lewis, but I love them." (Don Imus - "Imus in the Morning," speaking about the children at his ranch, 3/3/2000)

"The World Series' are becoming like a telethon. . .I was waiting for Jerry Lewis to come out in the fifth inning." (Bill O'reilly - "The O'reilly Factor," 10/27/2000)

"Who is Joey Levitch?" (Biography Bruce - Biography Channel Commercial, 2001)

"Yea, you wrote 'Big Fat Liar,' and I wrote 'The Nutty Professor'" (Wolf Pictures guard, "Big Fat Liar" 2/2002)

"Since 1956, what charity has Jerry Lewis been involved with?" (2002 The Weakest Link game show)

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis" (Denzel Washington, "Remember the Titans")

"That whole thing about Jerry Lewis, it's over." Charlie Pierce(Answering, How will France get back at America? NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, 3/15/2003)

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