lyrics: You stick pencils up your nose; you lick your hairy a@@. You enjoy sticking your tongue to cold, cold pipes. Every once in a while, you shave a frog's back. You chew on gerbils, and all hamsters you smack. You like to sit on rusty nails, that's gotta hurt your rear. Don't know what's wrong with you but your brain does surely lack. You're bizarre. You're bizarre, you're bizarre. You set your toes on fire and you even smoke some grass. You eat caterpillars, and you even smell your gass. You stare at doors hours on end, you smell real funky. You lick moldy bread, and you act like a monkey. You're bizarre. You're bizarre, you're bizarre. You're freaky (you're freaky) You're acting real crazy (you're acting real crazy) Every time I turn around Every time I turn around (every time I turn around) Every time I turn around You're being weird. You get pleasure out of crushing eggs in your armpit. When you eat hot glue, you always throw a big fit. You like steel underwear, you wear it every night. You keep crusty woodchucks to throw at neon lights. You spread cheese on midgets, you got a gold hairball. You devour mutant squirrells which certainly ain't small. You collect hanson dolls and even those spice girls too. You always act strange, what's wrong with you? You're bizarre. You're bizarre, you're bizarre. You're freaky (you're freaky) You're acting real crazy (you're acting real crazy) Every time I turn around Every time I turn around (every time I turn around) Every time I turn around You're being weird.