hanson got ran over by a reindeer

all the little teenagers are in shock

no more loud annoying high singing

now theres no more new hanson cds

they were singing their new hit songs

the river with the m-bop

now they're trophies for a reindeer

mounted on his mantle, hanging stiff

many times we were mistaken

when we went to see their show

we all thought they were girlies

or was it the olsen twins kate and asley

hanson got run over by a reindeer

all the little teenagers are in shock

no more loud annoyin' high singing

now there no new hanson cds

Now the hanson fans are crying

and they say this just really sucks

but don't blame it on the reindeer

cause i'm the one who gave him fifty bucks

life is great without the hansons

now lets just deal the final blow

drop our pants and wag our heineys

and tell their fans it really mistletoe

hanson got ran over by a reindeer

no mor little teenagers for me to mock

no more pre-pubescent high singing

now there is no more new hanson cds