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• Agent J (Will Smith)
  • I make this look good
  • Alright, I'm in.
  • See, now we need to work on your people skills.
  • I'm telling you, that man does not look stable.
  • You know how to use these things...
  • No thank you, I'm fine.
  • Unlimited technology from the whole universe and we cruise around in a Ford P.O.S.
  • Feel like I'm gonna' break this damn thing.
  • Hey! What's up?

• Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones)
  • We work for a highly funded, yet unofficial government agency.
  • Our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth.
  • From now on, you will have no....
  • You are no longer part of the system.
  • We are the Men in Black.
  • I'm gonna get some coffee. Do you want some coffee?
  • How ya doin' fellas...
  • We'll take it from here....

• Agent Z (Rip Torn)
  • Oh, it gets better!
  • You are all here because your the best of the best. And we're looking for one of you.

• Dr. Laurel Weaver (Linda Fiorentino)
  • I knew it! This is an alien and you guys are from some government agency trying to keep it under wraps.

• Jack Jeebs
  • Do you have any idea how much that stings?

• Announcer
  • Men in Black. Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe.

• Danny Elfman's Score
  • Theme 1
  • Theme 2
  • Theme 3

Courtesy of the Official Men In Black Homepage.