"Aye Lass I can't let ya pass, until you've listened to the disclaimer"
"I'm not responsible lass if you keel over from a heart attack or ya get so horny ya can't control ye self, and don't ye be gettin the page all bloody wet. I don't need another bath. I can bath meself ya know." Duncan MacLeod states.
Ye may go past Duncan now, and don't ye be pinchin his butt on the way in. :P
