The Royal Court

MICHAEL FLATLEY - His Royal Highness, Mufasa, The King. 

THE ROYAL FAMILY - All the dancers, the musicians, the singers, the crew, management, etc. 

RED FOX - The Official Mascot of Flatleyland, though not seen for many many years, possibly now an extinct species.... 

LADIES IN WAITING - Headed up by Mona - but includes all women on the VB who are waiting - waiting to see LOTD (for the first time or the 15th time) - waiting to get a picture, hug, and/or kiss from Michael - waiting to get a chance to talk to him or the troupes - waiting to become the next Queen. 

LADIES OF THE COURT - Kathleen McKenna, Sharon, Lartha, Kim Baker, Jacqueline, Sarah Helzlsour, Sheila Flynn, Sherry in Seattle. 

KINGHTS OF FLATLEYLAND - who's duty, in the tradition of King Arthur's search for the Holy Grail, is to find the Holy First Taps Shoes.The knights currently include: Lacy, Jennifer, AngelAnn, Marty, Kelly Jozwiak, Gena, Margaret, Charlotte, Cindy, Jim Quinn, Lartha. 

ERIN "the Celtic Goddess" Allen - Spritual Advisor/Druid High Priestess to the King as well as Royal Court Painter also Royal Watcher of the Skies, who's duty it is to keep a vigil for any sign of extra-terrestial life that may want to kidnap the King to harness his powers on their world or to take over our own! Royal Art Historian. 

OUR ANTHEM - "Where the Streets Have No Name" by U2 - because - A) U2 are Irish and B) Flatleyland is without prejudice and so welcoming. 
 

  ADRIENNE (in Chicago) - Lady in Waiting with the Home Fires Burning 

ALBERTA - "Ambassador to Portugal" and Royal Radio Operator. 

ALANA McDonald - Royal Conductor of the Royal Flatleyland Troubadours and Musicians

ALAURA - Royal Leather Pants Fastener, known to occasionally miss the top two buttons at LOTD performances. 

ALYSON - Royal Fire Spirit 

AMY "IRISH COLEEN" -  who fans him and feeds him cheesecake, make sure to wipe off any spills with your tongue Amy. She also works part-time as Royal Hair Stylist to Bernadette and Gillian. 

AMANDA - Teenage Defender of Lord Michael 

ANDREA - Royal Dresser, apparently very skilled at helping the King into those leathers. 

ANGELA LILJESTRAND - Vocalist in the Royal Troubadours and Musicians 

ANN MARIE SCHNEIDER - Royal Serving Wench - the server of the Guiness, never an empty glass in this Court (will not be stingy with the cheesecake, either.) 

ANNE MARIE WARD (AMW) - Royal Mathematician 

ASHLEY - Royal Messenger of Videos - serving the people of Flatleyland by providing videotapes of MF appearances and interviews 

ASHLEY - Royal secret and outfit keeper to Morrighan The Temptress(Gillian) 

AOIVELLE - Court Ignoramus 

AYNSLIE - Royal Headmistress and Curriculum Director of Flatleyland Academy - recruiting and indoctrinating young people into the ways of being a Flathead 

BABZEE - the philosopher who's daily musings make us all ponder LOTD in new esoteric points of view. 

BAWLMER LISA - Trusted Captain of the Guards - it is her sworn obligation to protect the Royals at risk of life or limb (hers, not theirs) - this includes providing protection for the CROWNS' JEWELS! Currently recruiting DEPUTY GUARDS! Successful candidates will be those who can demonstrate the ability to be on duty whenever the Lord & Company be present within the area - This means having tickets to shows, or otherwise being ready, willing and able to appear at the venue before and after the shows, until the Lord & Company have safely departed. Qualified Applicants may respond to: the VB, or by e-mail to jltrees@erols.com. 

BERNADETTE PRICE - Official Diamond Earring Shiner and Keeper of the Belts. 

BERNADETTE - Royal Manicurist 

BETH (in Aurora) - "Royal Secretary" 

BETH CAVANAUGH - The Royal Doctor to the King - providing him his much-needed routine physicals. She has also made intensive study of a virus that seems to affect the citizens of Flatleyland, and even has pinpointed some of the early warning signs (You Might Be a Flathead If...). Constable in Royal Flatleyland Mounted Police 

BEVERLY - Keeper and Protector of the Royal Unicorn 

BOB GRAHAM - Tuba player for the Royal Troubadours and Musicians and Royal CPA 

BRIGID - Royal Guinness Taster 

BRUCE - Court Chamberlain, whose duty it is to keep us up to date on the latest news 

BRUCE - Royal Leader and Guardian of the MF Widowers 

CACIE - Royal Light Giver 

CAERI - the King's personal Bard and Secretary of VB Fan Club 

CAOIMHE - Private Dancer to the King and Royal Reliever of Stress 

CARE O'CELT - Gardener to the King, she cultivates the roses the King gives to the Lil Spirit every night 

CAROL - Official Chambermaid, her duty to turn down the Royal Bed, and make it the next morning (and tell the rest of us who he was with the night before). 

CAROLGoodnough AKA Carol II - Royal Pixie and Keeper of the Mystic Book of Giggles 

CAROLINE - Groom to the Royal Stables 

CATHY MOM - Official Mom of the Royal Court, (Moms are great at giving warm fuzzies and making giggles, but also sending you to the dungeon if needed!), Royal Bedtime Storyteller, and Keeper of Ye Olde Greene Room Inn (YOGRI) and the Royal Castle of Flatleyland 

CCK - Royal Lifeguard 

CE'LANNE - Royal Riddler and Royal Jukebox in Flatleyland 

CHERYL ALBERT - Soprano in Royal Troubadours and Musicians

(CHRISTINE) CELTIC PAST - Royal Keeper of the Memories

CHRIS M. - Royal Horsewoman of Flatleyland, who's responsibility it is to see that the Royal Steeds are always well exercised 

CHRIS SETTECASE - Royal Alchemist 

CHRISTINE RUDOCK - Royal Laundress and Sequin Polisher 

CINDY LONG - Royal Nutritionist 

CINDY PEDERSON - "Royal Photographer" it's so important to keep Michael in the appropriate "light" 

CONNOR THE CAT - Official Lap-warmer to the King 

CONSTABLES IN THE ROYAL MOUNTED POLICE - Beth Cavanaugh, Jean French 

COURTNEY "THE TEMPTRESS" - the King's favorite court dancer and linguist (gaelic) 

CYNNAMON - Royal Cleric 

CYNTHI - The Royal Representative of The Baby Boomers 

DAN BURKE - Royal Protector of Gillian 

DANAE - Keeper of Rhythm (because I play percussion instruments.) 

DANIELLE AND MARETTA "Esmerelda" - Royal Quilt Makers 

DARLA ARMSTRONG- Barber to the King - responsible for making sure he is clean shaven (when he wants to be, he does like to lure us with that blond stubble), as well as making sure his hair looks soft and sleak, and avoids that "puffy" tendency it has 

DAVID ALLEN - Pipe Major to the Royal Corps 

DEAH - Royal Shush-er - we have a very Boisterous and Giggly court, and in order to hear our Lord's soft lilting voice, someone is going to have to quiet us down 

DEBBIE HOPPE - "Official Kiss and Make it All Better" Wench"! 

DEBBIE WEBER - The Royal Nurse 

DEBI - Royal Medical Advisor, assistant to Dr. Beth 

DENISE - Bishop of Flatleyland 

DIANA - Scholar to the King, she will educate his heirs on the hisotry of British and Celtic Literature 

DIANE - Royal Chiropractor, "Dancer of the Soothing South Seas' Songs" 

DIANE - Skydancer, Countess of Christian Valley 

DIANNE HARRISON - Ambassador to New Zealand 

DIARMAID - Royal Webmaster, Keeper of the VB (and where would we be without him!) 

DJ MILNES - Royal Heel and Armor Polisher, and Royal Real Estate Agent (allocator of rooms and suites in the Royal Castle of Flatleyland) 

DOG DORCHA - Faithful companion and Keeper of the Royal Bone. 

DONNA - Royal Ambassador to Canada 

DOREEN - Royal Travel agent 

EBONY The Beast - Royal Cat of Don Dorcha (Julee's cat) 

ELAINE - Royal Librarian 

ELIZABETH - Royal Silversmith 

ELVIS - Royal Ghost and Inspiration 

EMILY EILEEN (SINDY'S DAUGHTER) - Royal Keeper of the Little Spirit's Tin Whistle 

ERIN FITZPATRICK - The Royal Spy a.k.a. "Secret Agent" - the palace insider who's duty it is to detect any action against the King 

ERIN McSWINEY - "Royal Celtic God Smacker" 

FELICIA CURTIS - Royal Courtesan (get in line girl!) 

GAELYN - Royal Purveyor of Pizza and Other Delicacies 

GAIL - Royal FBI Agent 

GENEVIEVE - Royal Lady of the Lake 

GINA - assistant to Royal Chef Blarney 

G.R. JACKS - Royal Headsman and Dungeon Guard 

GREENFLYTE LEADER AND LADY DI (wing mate) - Leaders of Mufasa's Royal Air Force, as our lord flies between the many venues in his domain we would provide escort duty clearing the skies ahead of any and all sky gremlins which plague other travelers, we provide our own equipment ( the infamous WWII "Butcher Birds") 

GREGG - Eire Jedi of the Taps trained in the ancient art of Yogri 

GUENEVERE AND NARA - the Royal Teller Off'ers---takes care of all of the subjects who dare to mock the King in any way, shape or form, or who mention anything not fit for a king 

HALCYON  - Understudy to the Royal Court Jester and Official Spell-checker to the Royal Chat Rooms 

HAMLET (the adorable, hamster of Viv Leder) - Official Hamster of Flatleyland, qualifications: a) he is blonde and has beautiful eyes b) he is very friendly c) he has a wide range of interests, such as climbing, running round the house in his hamster ball (at 28 steps a second sometimes) and particularly likes an occasional snack of four-leaf-clover d) his main activity is chewing at the cage, particular enthusiasm is shown when "Breakout" is playing 

HELI (From Finland) - Royal Video Technician and Technical Troubleshooter 

HENRIETTE - Royal Keeper of the Lordling's Shirts 

IPEK - Royal Pink Keeper 

IAN - Royal Floor Buffer - keeper of the shine, upon which Lord Flatley and his Royal troupe lay their precious feet! Forever watching for scuffs or debris! Not only on Stage, but wherever their little feet might pitter!! 

JAKE - the court jester and personal entertainer to the King, he has a magical connection to the number ten 

JAN - Lady of the Line-dancers 

JANE - Royal Wine Steward 

JANE (NY) - Royal Midwife 

JANICE MORGAN - Royal Dream Weaver and Catcher of Lord Michael's Spirit 

JANIE - the "Shephardess" - Royal Aroma Therapist and Flower Arranger 

JANIS M -  Honorary Grandmother of Damien O'Kane 

JANIS N. - Lord Michael's Spirit Dancer 

JANNA - Royal Haircutter to the KING and Keeper of Miss Sputi 

JASON - Royal Spokesman of the King's Original Show 

JEAN M. FRENCH - Constable in Royal Flatleyland Mounted Police and Royal Shopper - advising us all of where the items we may find of interest can be procurred. 

JEAN KAIDY - Keeper of the Royal Glow 

JEANNE - Official Care Giver to Cian and Keeper of the Royal Text 

JENNIFER FRITZ - Royal Keeper of the Kraft Dinner (because you never know when someone will have a craving for it!) 

JENNIFER HARVEY - Royal War Paint Applicator 

JENNY LAMBERT - Royal Bedsheet Warmer 

JEREMY GARTLAND - another representative in the UK, also holds an embassy there and knows the King's official Composer and Musician, the genial Sir Ronan Hardiman 

JERRI WHITEROSE - Royal Psychic 

JESSICA - Keeper of the Royal Chateau Latour 

JESSICA "ANGEL" - a muse and angel on earth (sent by God to protect the King whilst he's on earth), "Royal Toe Tapper" and Royal Hug Giver 

JESSICA CORRELL - The King's Shoe Shiner 

JILL - "Royal Glitch Catcher" - who records and notices any bit of silly goof-ups in the video or other Flatleyland matters and then reports them for the senseless enjoyment of the masses 

JIM DORMAN - "Royal Stable Boy" - keeper of the royal steed (Lambo) -  ensures it 'gets plenty of exercise'! 

JO ANN PHILLIPS - Assistant to the Royal Pet Keeper 

JOELLE PRATTS - Keeper of Michael's Unicorn tack 

JOJO 'THE HUSTLER' (not Irishjojo) - Slave to Morrighan (aka. Courtney) The Temptress 

JOE HORN - Royal Tour Bus Driver and Royal Paramedic 

JOY - Royal Keeper of the Rubber Stamps 

JUDY SYKES - Royal Bather - gets to lather him up and rinse him off! 

JUDY WEBSTER - Official genealogist to the Royal Court 

JULIANE - the Royal Illuminator of Sacred Manuscripts - The Bible of Flatleyland 

JULEE - Royal Birthday Twin, her's is July 16th, 1958, at 7:00am 

JULI - The Royal Reporter 

JULIE - Royal Motivational Co-ordinator - duty to keep our spirits high! 

JULIE LASTINGER - Fiddler of the Royal Court 

KAL - Royal Keeper of the Flames - the ones that light the torches 

KAREN (Former Friends of Flatley Pubmistress): Royal Biographer and "The King's Merlin" - councils the King with her soothsayer skills and assists him in spreading the magic of LOTD, preserving his spirit and positive image for the citizens of Flatleyland and beyond.... 

KAREN D. - Royal WannaBe and Royal Protector of Tink }i{ Faerie 

KAREN GIBSON - Royal Scribe 

KATHIE KARABA - Royal Chef 

KATHERINE FOLEY - Royal Scrunchie Handler 

KATHLEEN McKENNA - Lady of the Court 

KATHLEEN NELSON-SERENCO - Royal Lyrical Web Spinner 

KATHY ALLEN - "District Autorney and Public Defender for the Kingdom of Flatleyland" 

KATHY SANDROCK - Royal Embroiderer 

KATIE - Special Ambassador for Children to the Royal Court 

KATIE RYAN - Chief of Royal Flaltleyland Mounted Police 

KELLY - Royal Astrologer 

KELLY - Royal Pet Keeper 

KELLY - Royal Flag Bearer 

KERRIE  - Royal Coin Counter 

KETSA - Official Grandma of Flatleyland 

KIM - Keeper of the King's Little Headbands 

KIM CULLISON - Official Promoter of the King's name and spirit (all those bumper stickers!) and Royal Nutritionist and Advisor to the Chef 

THE KING'S NINJA TURTLES: Stacey, Michelle, Deanna and Carman 

LACY ROBINSON - the Royal Defender and First Knight to the King; Head of Security in Flatleyland 

LADY FIONA - Official Royal Positive Energy Giver and a gentlewoman of the court 

LADY MEADHBH -  Ambassador to the Sidhe 

LADY REBECCA - the Royal Auto Harpist in the Royal Troubadours and Musicians 

LAURA - Royal Gaelic Instructor 

LAUREN BUTLER - Ambassador to the Heartland 

LAURIE - Royal Banker of Flatleyland 

LEAH GIBSON - Official Braider of the Lord's Headbands 

LEE ANN - Court Shrink-ette and also Royal "Dublin-or Bust" Organizer 

LENNIE - Royal Costumer and Seamstress 

LIBBY - Royal Baker 

LILJEN and LILKEL - the Lil' Brats of Flatleyland 

LINDA  - The King's Royal Supporter of Dreams 

LINDAUS  - "Ambassador to the Southern USA" 

LINDA McINNIS - Wiccan Priestess 

LINDAUK "THE DUCHESS OF DERBY": foreign affairs minister and one of the VB's representatives in the UK, apparently also of royal blood given her title 

LINDSEY - The King's chest waxer!!! 

LINER - Royal <THUD> Meister 

LISA - Children's Advocate of Flatleyland 

LISA - Royal Care Giver to Don Dorcha's Uniform 

LISA GEMINO - " Royal Paladin" warrior sworn to battle evil fools all over world with the sword of logic and the shield of knowledge 

LYNNE - The Royal masseuse - with great skill and experience, she gives the King his relaxing massage after each show, leaving him energized and ROARING to go for his next performance 

LYONA - "Royal Pep Talker" and Royal Celebrator of the Respected 16th - "the Little Spirit" as her birthday is the same as Michael's 

MAGGIE - Royal Seamstress for His Majesty's Jackets 

MARION P. - Ambassador to Dohertyland, a former Foreign Service Officer, skilled in handling difficult negotiations and just plain obnoxious people! 

MARETTA "Esmerelda" - Flautist and Pianist in the Royal Troubadours and Musicians 

MARGARET RAINBOW WEB - ..................... the Royal Hermit. 

MARIE - Groom to the Royal Stables 

MARIA - the King's European Diplomat, her duty is to recruit citizens to immigrate to Flatleyland 

MARIANNE SOLBERG - Royal Chauffeur with unlimited Lamborghini privileges 

MARILYN - Official Shiner of the Diamond Earrings, and "handler of the Royal Jewels" 

MARION - Protector of the King's Creative Muse 

MARLENE LOVELL - Royal Rainbow Sprite - Provider of Pure White Light Energy to the Lord 

MARTY - Royal Perfumer 

MARY ANN - Protector of the Royal Irish Flute 

MARY LOU - Nanny to the yet to be sired heirs 

MATT - Royal Protector and Champion of Bernadette Flynn 

MAUREEN MCDONNELL - "Royal Scullery Maid" 

MELANIE "Skye" MATHER - Royal Shirt Catcher, the one who catches all the shirts Michael throws off between numbers 

MERRYBETH PARRISH - Royal Insurance Broker, Keeper of the Celtic Knots 

MICHAEL LARIVEE - Royal Cental Assistant 

MICHAEL'S CARING COUSIN (and oh so proud) - "The Countess of Carlow" 

MICHELE BERG - Royal Nurse to King, Court and Kingdom 

MIKE LECLERC - Royal Protector of the New and Confused 

MISS NANCY - the Queen of Cheesecakes and assistant to the chef 

MITZI - "Royal Investigator" duty is to find important info on MF appearances on TV or otherwise 

MONA - personal healer to the King, she absorbs the pain in his feet into her own, thus allowing him to dance at his finest, such sacrifice for the King! Royal Singer in Royal Troubadours and Musicians 

MORRIGHAN "COURTNEY" The Temptress - Priestess in the Order of Druids and drummer in the Royal troubadours and Musicians 

MUNCHKIN - Keeper of the Royal Belt 

NAKU - Guitar Player in Royal Troubadour and Musicians 

NICKIE GOODWIN - Royal Counsellor 

NORA - Head Assistant to the Royal Masseuse and keeper of the Royal Massage Oils - also tireless Editor of the VB Digest, for those who don't have all day and night to keep up!

O'LEARY - The Royal Kitchen Pig, who gets to munch on all the leftovers 

PAIGE EVERHART - Royal Reference Librarian, whose duty it is to maintain the archives, and research and answer questions from the Court 

PAM EMARD - Royal Shoe Shiner and Repairer 

PAMELA ONNEN - Keeper of the Royal Harley 

PAT DI CARLO: "Catholic Spiritual Advisor" and Defender of the Faith 

PAULA (havegunwilltravel) - Royal Keeper of the Homefires 

PEGGY KINTNER -  Royal Veterinarian 

PRINCESS RAYE - the Royal Genie of Flatleyland 

THE POINKER SISTERS - (Susan "Royal Keeper of the Tales", VF, LindaUS, KAL, Babzee, SherryinSeattle) Royal Underwear Fitters, NO Wal Mart brands for our Lord!) 

REDBONES - Royal Orthopod 

RENE BLAUW - Royal Leather pants folder/ put awayer 

RIONACH - Don Dorcha's Queen 

ROBIN - Royal Budget Analyst - to guard his riches and be sure the kingdom is secure for a long, long time!!! She promises to it her most undivided attention, and would have to have long, long meetings with him to discuss important budget matters!! 

ROSIE RIGG - "Royal Body Guard" with a black belt 

ROY IN BRISBANE - Ambassador to OZ (Australia) 

SAMMY -Royal Caretaker and Protector of the King`s Beanie Baby Collection 

SANDRA - Royal Pedicurist 

SARAH SIMMONS - Ambassador to Riverdance 

SEAN DAVID - Deputy Guard, but unbeknowngst to most....also the Phantom that lurks the Palace and the VB 

SHAMUS - a mystic (shouldn't that read mystery?), we're never really sure what he's up to (and, it appears, neither is he!) 

SHANNON - Royal Bunny 

SHAR - the Royal Farmer. For someone must grow the plump, ripe strawberries and tend the lazy Holstein and Guernsey cows that produce the rich, sweet cream to be whipped for the pleasure of the land. The Royal Farm keeps a large aviary so that the Royal Tweetie might have a place to rest on her long flights with the King. The Farm  also provides a place for Himself to rest and walk the green hills and sit in the garden. The temperature here at my farm is always temperate..the only heat in the land being wherever His Royal Highness dances. All the animals in Flatleyland...the Royal Cat, the Royal Canines, the Royal Red Fox, the Royal Pig and the Royal Horses all have dry, toastie places to sleep and happy company to keep 

SHARE COUGHLIN - His Lordship's Official Cleft Chin Caretaker 

SHARI - Royal Scholar and Keeper of the Royal Teddy Bear 

SHERRIE - Keeper of the Keys (to the castle, stable, cars, etc...) 

SHIRLS - His Lordship's Personal Elf 

SI-SI (LilKel's dog) - Royal Official LilPupp who protects the Lil People of Flatleyland (West Highland White Terrier) 

SINDY - Royal Towel Holder - who's job it is to wipe the sweat off of MF before, during, and after each performance of LOTD...she's also been known to oil him up, too! 

SPARKLE (Syndee) - Terpsichore Representative and Chief of Dance Notation. My main responsibility: As the King's dances are created, to capture on paper every dance step, tap, click and leap so they can be executed over and over again for all eternity 

STACI LEWIS - Royal Sound Technician - responsible for the proper placement of all stage microphones so that each of our King's taps, clicks, deep breaths, and shouts of YES! YES! YES! can be heard with the utmost clarity 

STEPHEN - "Royal Key Holder of the Temptress's Chastity Belt" 

STILLFIRE - Royal Dreamer, whose duty it is to sit around staring off into space and think happy thoughts about all of Flatleyland and LOTD, especially the King himself 

SUSAN - Royal Cat Litter Changer 

SUSAN - Royal Keeper of the Tales"

SUSAN - Royal Fussbudgit 

SUSAN SMITH - Assistant to Royal Bather and Official Keeper of the Royal Towels 

STEPHANIE - Royal Cobweb Remover, Royal Clock Winder, and Royal Bell Ringer (like at the beginning of the show) 

TAMMY - Poet to the King (Apprentice to Caeri the Bard) 

TERI WALTON - Keeper of the King's Computer 

TERRY - representative who spreads the King's message throughout her many travels 

THOMAS - Royal Breadbreaker (don't ask!) 

TIERNEY - the King's Protege and Dancer in the Royal Court 

TINA - Trombonist in the Royal Troubadours and Musicians - to soothe the soul of our King when he needs his spirits lifted 

TINA -  Flatley Dame - Royal Listener 

TINA STREMICK - Royal Archer 

TINKERBELL - Polisher of the Royal Flutes 

TRACEY (a kitty), Royal Imitation Tiger 

TRISH O'DONNELL - Siamsa, The Lady of Donegal 

TRISTAN - Royal Light Giver 

TWEETIE: twavel with the twoop and tweet sweet melodies all the livelong day..wrap around the King's wittle finger and perch on his shoulder and whisper tweet nothings in his ear...fly around Flatleyland chirping happy tunes to all the purveyors and subjects of his Woyal Domain 

TWEETY - The Woyal Prayer Warrior 

VENICE - Fairy Dust Collector - she doesn't say much (on the VB) because she's busy collecting fairy dust for the Little Spirit 

VICKY BROOKINAS - Royal Spice Girl 

VICTORIA SIMPSON - Royal Cobbler: Maker and mender of shoes for MF and the Troupe 

VIOLET AND SCARLET - Royal Canines - 1) born while LOTD played on the VCR and have had the music from the soundtrack played in the kennel since birth. Have both seen and heard the image and sounds of our Lord Flatley ("YES, YES, YES!") on numerous occasions and would recognize him on sight and defend him at any cost. 2) Have been trained to recognize the image of the evil, destroyer of the realm, the one and only Moya Doughtery and would gladly banish her from the gates of Flatleyland with teeth barred and many fierce growls and snarls to get the point across! 3) Pulis are excellent trackers and could be of great usefulness in locating such illusive creatures as Red Foxes and the like. 4) In time they will have a coat of long black cords, that will resemble the beautiful flowing mane of HRH, Princess Gillian. 5) Given the choice, rather than eat their normal diet of dog food, they would much prefer a diet of cheesecake followed by a nice bowl of Guinness (when they're older, of course) to wash it all down! (Owned by Kathy in Sacramento) 

VIVICA LEDER - Ambassador to Germany, and Keeper of the Royal LilHamlet 

YERTLE - (Jessica "Angel"'s turtle), the Official Turtle of Flatleyland 

ZAMMI - Prime Minister of the government of Flatleyland and one of its most highly regarded and loved citizens 

ZOOEY THE CAT - Royal Crazy Clicking Cat - Susan's Flathead cat who honors the animal kingdom with saavy footwork 

INHABITANTS OF THE DUNGEON: Like most kingdoms, our castle has a dungeon. Any words against the King are grounds for imprisonment, current permanent "guests" include: the Knave who stoll Lacy's LOTD tape, the thief who broke into Chris' house and stole his LOTD CD along with the CD player, drunk driver who hit Lacy, Board Jennifer, Meghan, The Story Teller, Mary Francine, and now Jason Priestley, the posing little tart from "90210". 

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