Welcome, matey! So...ye want to see some pictures of this scurvy crew, do ye? HARRR! That be funny! Well, gettin' pictures of this lot ain't fun, let me tell ye! Let me introduce m'self first, then maybe my mateys will join us *HINT, HINT, OLIVERETTES!!*. HEY TEEJ! Screg it, we still don't have a pic of you, matey! *wink* And you said you were the "cute one"....
April 10th: Just when you thought it never would be again... Updated! Will wonders never cease? Falconfyre finally remembered to load the pics sent her! *wink* That puts about half of us up here for the world to see (probably the most insane are here....)! Ain't the King lucky to have such a good looking crew? *wink* Let me introduce you to the finest bunch that ever sailed the seas of the internet -- The Dread Pirate King Thomas' Crew!
This be me, Falconfyre, on any given day. Aye, life is never dull, me friend. *grin*
Okay, you guessed. This is Minako from Sailor Moon, but she really could be me! She's as disaster prone and ditzy as me, but a heck of a lot cuter! ~.^
Okay, he wanted to be included because he knew Mason was going up here. This is Asbestos, Falconfyre's muse. *sigh* He's decided he's crowd control -- keeps those other insane women back off our Pirate King. We'll see 'bout that, Asby....
"O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend The brightest heaven of invention!" ~ King Henry V, Shakespeare
And this, here, be my bud Tails. What? Oh....just another reaction from us after Adri or Babs made some off-color comment. *grin*
Gotta tell ya the truth, matey. Another pic of Sailor Moon -- Mina and Usagi this time. These two REALLY are Tails an' me though! Scary, huh?
This here be an Oliveretto.... me Lil Bro, Jeremy Ray. He's the Spice Girl Consultant for the Pirate King. Do I know what that means? Er...no. Ask him, matey. *grin* He be as demented as the rest of us "hormonal" women. *wink*
Is it REALLY Jeremy Ray? *snicker* Ask him, matey! ~.^
And this be Jeremy Ray's muse, Mason. He's not really an Oliveretto (he thinks we owe him money for using the phrase HE coined), but since he adores the Queen.... Anyhoo, Mason here is the Barber of Munfordville, right Lil Bro? *grin*
now please don't steal Mason. He was adopted by JRL and is officially his muse.
And here be another of our crew, Adri. Adri is another crazy one, and writes a bit -- don't ye, Adri? *wink* She also be The Queen of Evil. Um...ask Adri if ye want an explanation..if ye dare! *wink*
Well, of course! I know this is Daria. But Adri says she be much like her!
She couldn't find a pic of her room to show us where the demented...er..um...wonderful..fics come from, so she sent us this of her friends' room.
This is our matey, Babs! She is our King's Consultant on All Things Piratical -- especially plays. *wink* This is our "Oh-So-Innocent & Sweet" Oliverette *grin*.....
And here she is with some fella she met before her true love. *wink*
Arrr...I suspect Babs, our matey, be playing a trick on us here, Oliverettes. Do ye get it??? *wink*
And here be another Oliverette, WhiteZeo. She writes stories about our Pirate King also! *grin* She also has the title of being both the 200th and 300th hit on the site! *you were supposed to cheer there, gang....*
You thought I never would get to this, didn't you? *grin* Puu!
This Oliverette be Joanne. Now this matey runs a very fine shrine to our King! Well done, Joanne! We LOVES to visit over there....*grin*
Is it REALLY her?? *grin*
Blue here is a fine Oliveretto. He be our King's Bodyguard..but he usually has to push past all us Oliverettes to get to the King's side! *wink*
Blue kinda, sorta liked PRiS...*wink*
This be Red, another of our Oliverettos (See? We ain't all hormonal women in this scurvy crew! *grin*). He's the Advisor on All Known Powers. *ahem* Again, no, matey. Not exactly clear on that meaning, but it sure sounds good! *grin*
Now *why* did he pick this pick, I wonder?? *wink*
This is La Mer, the Peregrine Dragon's Sawbones -- and her man. *whistles and raises eyebrows* Nice, La Mer! ~.^ She hails from South Africa and is *definitely* a True Oliverette! *grin*
Okay, you legal-types...this is from Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. *sigh* Ye take all the fun out of being a pirate! *wink*
This here be our mascot, Luna. Don't ask, matey. Tails an' me are in charge of this page, and we LIKE Sailor Moon! So, until the rest of that scurvy lot of Oliverettes gets me their pictures, this be what ye be seeing. *HINT, HINT AGAIN, OLIVERETTES!!!* :)
Now, here be a pic me bud Tails drew! If ye be confused....well, welcome to the insane world of Sereramie and Juluna! *grin* If ye really have to know, write me. We might tell you, if you're willing to be drawn into our crazy world. *grin* Tails is one talented lass, though, ain't she?!!!
THANKS, matey!!
Don't be stealin' Tails' pic, anyone. We still be pirates, even if we DO like Sailor Moon. Steal it, an' Tails an Falconfyre will hunt ye down and make ye walk the plank!
How do we pirates feel about our Dread Pirate King Thomas? HARR!
Does this answer your question? *wink*
And a couple of you asked if we like to have fun. Do...we...like...to -- HARR!!! Good one! Tails, bud! Do WE know how to party?? Heh...
Be afraid, Tails, me bud.... I have an idea!
Tell ye what.... We meet many a night at a chat room mostly filled with insane JDF fans. Ye want to get to know us? Dare ye? I'd like to get to know ye better (and get your pic *HINT*), so write to me and I'll give ye our "secret" *wink* meeting place. *grin* Right, Tails? Adri?
Uh oh.... Adri's grabbing her axe and her chopper (get it? Chopper?? *sigh* Oh...never mind..... ;)
Okay, so these two obviously didn't appreciate me joke. *sigh* ~.^
But we Oliverettes do know how to enjoy good friends, and have fun! Right Tails?
Seen enough? Ye asked, remember! Alright, here ye go...back to the Pirate King's main page.
