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of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: It might have been!" John Greenleaf Whittier Maude Muller (1854) |
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Sam slides back to the fifties, finds he's a private eye investigating the murder of his partner, there's a skirt named Alison (Claudia), yatta yatta yatta. |
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It's going to be a fuzzy night." |
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MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION: | ||
You are the director of an episode of an action TV show. You have one of the most beautiful women on the planet (not to mention Babylon 5) in a strapless evening gown, cleave gagged, & at least pretending to be tied up. She's directly in the camera's line of sight & she's already lit. So, after covering the foreground action, all you have to do to get some very... nice... extreme closeups is have the foreground actors back away, pull in, tell the actress to keep doing what she's doing (roll her eyes, heave her bosom, mew through her gag, etc.), & expose a few feet of film; however, you choose not to do any of these things, because you are: | ||
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a Freakin' Idiot! | |
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a Freakin' Moron! | |
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a Freakin' Artistic Eunuch! | |
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Freakin' All of the Freakin' Above!!! | |
The correct answer is, of course, D.—Freakin' All of the Freakin' Above!!! AAAARGH!!! {sigh} ...Okay, that's probably not fair. I'm sure Aaron Lipstadt (the director in question) is very good. (He certainly has an impressive list of credits.) Maybe the closeups did get filmed, & for some reason couldn't be used. Who knows? ...but what a missed opportunity for us!!! L |
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