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Susan Saint James —  McMillian and Wife (The Fine Art of Staying Alive)  IMDb info
''Hi Mac! Ready for lunch? (...and a quickie?)''
 Sally McMillian (Susan) {sigh©}! What a cutie!  (What a hotie!)  Who could even think about doing anything mean to sassy, adorable Sally? (...not counting the gang of thieves who've taken her hostage so hubby Mac (Rock Hudson), the San Francisco Police Commissioner, will do their bidding.)
"Okay, 'Commish!'  Put on a really ugly, polyester, double-knit suit & run all over town, or yer wife won't be so perky no more!"
(What really happened in this episode was Mildred (the maid) made reservations for Sally & Mac at a cute little B&B as an anniversary surprise, but when Sally checked in early, it turned out "B&B" stood for "Bound & Bagged," not "Bed & Breakfast!"  Frisco—What a fun town! J)
"(No tip for these guys!  Lousy service...  Hey, I smell booze breath!)"
"Mildred, is that you?"
"(Very funny, Mildred!)"
"(I don't care if this is the 70's & 'Adorable Drunk' characters are still PC...)"
"(...she's history!)"
"(Hey, I'm free!  They can't keep me here!  I can check out any time I like!)"
"Yes madam, but you can never leave!  Besides, it's time for your complimentary chloroforming!""
All together now: "Welcome to the Hotel California!..."
Okay, okay, it really is a Damsel-as-hostage thing, & by the end of the episode Sally finds herself back in the sack (in the mail sack, not in bed), then in San Francisco Bay {splash! glub!}, then in Mac's arms (after he rescues her), & finally... in the sack (this time the bed {nudge nudge wink wink}.)J
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