PIn-Up GALLERy!

Mechs are pathetic. Listen - all this PowerTech GunZinger malarkey; "Armour on! Power up!" - it's just high-tech poser-gear! They chuck on more kibble per episode than a glam rocker! An' don't forget the requiste arty shots of girls and groupies in scanty tribute armour. It's all publicity, y'know. Sad... really sad. Then there's Kiss-Play. The girly Yumin snogs the hunky mech and he gets a battery boost, right? Of course he does..!

Well, you lot can stuff your kibble, quirky merchandising and underage snogging, 'cause my wardrobe's original, functional and totally Maxette. I already got ways to get wot I need to get by. And snogging to power up? Yeah, right! Forget it! It's a ruse to get girls!
Mind you, there's a thought...

..does it work on boys?

From a sketch by Pepper!

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