Mechs are pathetic. Listen - all this PowerTech
GunZinger malarkey; "Armour on! Power up!" - it's
just high-tech poser-gear! They chuck on more kibble per
episode than a glam rocker! An' don't forget the requiste arty shots
of girls and groupies in scanty tribute armour. It's all publicity,
y'know. Sad... really sad. Then there's Kiss-Play. The girly Yumin
snogs the hunky mech and he gets a battery boost, right? Of course
he does..!
Well, you lot can stuff your kibble, quirky merchandising and underage
snogging, 'cause my wardrobe's
original, functional and totally Maxette. I already got ways to get wot I need to get by. And snogging to
power up? Yeah, right! Forget it! It's a ruse to get girls! Mind you, there's a thought...
..does it work on boys?

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