Rubber Duckies phone-sex!!!

I bed this isn't the first time you've seen this kinda vulgar picture. The most terrible thing about this all, is that Rubber Ducky does not do this because he finds it to be enjoyable, NO.....it's one of Ernie's terrible ideas!!! Rubber Ducky ones contacted me and told me (while crying his eyes out) what had happened to him the last few years. And yes, ONE of those things was that Ernie is forcing Rubber Ducky to say some dirty words over the telephone! Rubber Ducky has been told that he'll be killed if he doesn't do it. He now says that he doesn't get to swim anymore (well, he has to swim in Ernie bath, but you and I both know, what happens in there!). If you want to help Rubber Ducky, please give him a call and just tell him that it'll be all right soon, he could really use some love at this moment. Maybe that'll keep him away from trying to kill himself (he once tried to drown himself to death, but he was filled with air, so he wasn't able to sink).