Ernietaur

Marguerite R. has sent me another prove, she told me that this is a picture of a mythical creature called an Ernie-Taur or Nanotaur. It is believed that a Nanotaur is shy but ferocious when cornered. It can turn a mountain river to ice (as shown here) and change shape into a lawyer or other terrifying beast. Nanotaurs are attracted to toy waterfowl, especially floatable ones. They also love to swoop down and capture kids and yellow pointy-headed nerds who complain a lot. They will take them to thier caves and make them knit things until they feel they have been sufficient, then they chain them up like dogs and give call them "FIDO" until they are rescued.