Who is "Q-Smooth?"Q-Smooth portrays Dr. Peter Benton, smoothest surgeon in the television galaxy.
As skilled with the ladies as he is with a scalpel, Q-Smooth performs triple-bypasses of love each week on the women of prime-time.
If you would like to know more about the man behind the surgical scrubs, check out Q-Smooth's
biography on the Internet Movie Database.
He has been featured in such films as Coming to America (remember the Soul Glo?) and D.R.O.P. Squad.
Of course, he comes into your home every Thursday night on ER.
All of his credits are available on IMDB, also mentioned above.
The Smooth Factor is that elusive "something" that imbues Q-Smooth with a superhuman Smoothness that no one else has dared to possess, either on TV or on the big screen.
| Actor | Smooth Index | English Translation |
| Q-Smooth (aka Eriq LaSalle) | 100 (perfect Smooth) | The Smooth himself. His Smooth is possessed of supernova power. |
| George Clooney | 91 | A fellow ER doctor, he's got Smooth by his proximity to the Ultimate Smooth on a weekly basis (does not apply to Anthony Edwards). |
| Bill Clinton | 83 | Power is an aphrodisiac, and don't you forget it! Bill bags 'em, even with an egg-shaped noggin and a dead guy sidekick (see Al Gore). |
| David Copperfield/
Ric Ocasek (tie) |
79 | Despite apparent bad looks, are married to a couple of the most beautiful women in the world. Smooth! |
| Hugh Hefner | 64 | Pretty Smooth, with that smoking jacket. But has the power of the Empire behind him. Somewhat artificially-enhanced Smooth. |
| Mick Jagger | 50 | Baseline Smooth. (Average). The strangeness of his appearance and his rock star aura balance each other in a yin-yangish way. |
| Brad Pitt | 48 | Pretty boy. Has little Smooth. |
| Al Gore | 0 | May be the Anti-Smooth. |
Q-Smooth says: "Pretty damn smooth. But most of his smooth, he got from being
near me. I don't begrudge him his smooth, though. He knows who's the Smooth Master."
Q-Smooth says: "Yeah, he's pretty smooth. He's got the Secret Service to get
him tail. But under the desk in the Oval Office, yeah, that's smooth."
Q-Smooth says: "If you got a pretty boy face like him, you don't need the Smooth.
Women just throw themselves upon the altar of Brad. There's no sport in that, no thrill of the
hunt...no Smooth."
Q-Smooth: "I fear even being on the same Web page as Al. He is the antithesis of
Smooth, the Anti-Smooth. If he and I were to touch, there would be an explosion releasing
unfathomable amounts of energy into the atmosphere. My Smooth would wander the galaxy in
search of a host, probably settling in a moon rock or some other shit."
"Just so you know how Smooth I am, I once got laid even while wearing that T-Shirt."
have been Smoothed.
From the mind of bunsen.
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