KEVIN SPACEY DRINKING GAME Version 1.1 - August 1, 1998 by Nicole A., Josephine C., and Tamsin M. OBLIGATORY Disclaimer "Shut Up! Listen! Learn!" This is only a game! If using alcoholic beverages, do not drive. Do not operate heavy machinery. If you feel so sick that you have to puke after playing this game, it’s your own fault. Why? "Because life is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love does not conquer all. So let's do this thing." Instructions: Gather friends (if applicable) around TV set. Place drinks, alcoholic or not, within easy reach. Watch any Kevin Spacey movies you can get your hands on, drinking when instructed to by the following rules. In case of confusion over whether or not to drink, always err on the side of drinking. As Kevin Spacey said in his Oscar acceptance speech, "Well, whoever Keyzer Soze is, I can tell you he's going to get gloriously drunk tonight." J Take a sip if… Kevin says the word "Fuck" Kevin lights a cigarette (or a cigar) Kevin pulls up his pants (2 sips if his pants were below his knees) Kevin cocks his head to one side and glares Kevin puts on a pair of sunglasses Kevin touches his hair (2 sips if you see Kevin touching his hairpiece and 1 gulp if Kevin has no hair!) Kevin smirks Kevin has a gun pointed at him (2 sips if Kevin points a gun at someone and 1 gulp if Kevin fires his gun) Take 2 sips if… Kevin sings or hums a tune Kevin looks at himself in front of the mirror (1 gulp if Kevin dances in front of a mirror!) Kevin uses a computer Kevin is having a drink Kevin’s chest hair is visible from the top of his shirt (1 gulp if Kevin isn’t wearing a shirt!) Kevin is eating something (1 gulp if Kevin uses chopsticks!) Kevin’s scar is given a close-up on screen (1 gulp if it’s still a bump) Kevin is seen wearing a wedding ring Take 1 gulp if… Kevin appears on screen with another actor named Kevin Kevin dances with a woman Kevin kisses a woman (kissing the cheek doesn’t count!) Kevin cries on screen Kevin is shown in his underwear Kevin is shown in bed with a woman (2 gulps if Kevin is shown in bed with more than one woman!) Kevin dies on screen (2 gulps if he looks sexy doing it!) Chug your entire drink if… Kevin appears in a nude scene Kevin appears in a sex scene A member of the Kevin Spacey Mailing List appears on screen with Kevin (Hey, it could happen!) Finish the bottle and turn off the TV if… Kevin starts resembling any other actor or actress
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