Psychotic Breakfast

Ass some sugar for flavor

Mass murder--too bland

Yamamoto's plane!

Fly, Yamamoto! Fly high!

He didn't fly too good

Fatty plays the trombone

President applauds him much

His shoes are untied

Yellow lips quiver

The coward trembles tonight

The gerbil is loose!

Please come on in the

water is fine Bridger said

Lucas Walencheque is hot!

Officer Ryker

From the Next Generation

is really stupid.

All the children say, 

Who is that man on the guitar?

He is ten feet wide.

I will dig a hole

all the way to Cleveland.

Then fill it with DIRT.

Deep Space Nine is GREAT!

But now the captain is bald

and his son still sucks.

When they are upset,

the English say "oh bugger"--

how unusual.

To err is human

But it's even more human

To eat human flesh.

Ice coats the pine trees.

The snow sits on the branches.

It is freaking cold.

The red-orange leaves

have a thousand tiny veins.

So where's all the blood?

Everyone prefers

parsley in their eye sockets

to chats with the French.

Night falls across us

like the ebon velvet dress

of the lady Night.

I forgot to put

a joke in that last haiku.

Shoot me like a dog.

Canada's okay

but if it splits in two parts,

je suis Quebecois.

The silly parson

tends his garden at night.

What is he thinking?!

I want to be a

long haired cabbage assassin.

I hate vegetables.

Bride of the monster.

Old Willow's Place is scary.

Bela has no home.

Brother Cliff is short

When he dances with LeClaire

He can see her boobs

Liquor by wire

As cheap as sending flowers

But more pathetic