YOU ARE DRIVING ME DAGWOOD

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR DOG FOOD

SO PLEESE COME HOME

TI TI TI!

HONEY BUNCH

YOU ARE DRIVING MY HONDA

I'M IN LOVE WITH JANE FONDA

SO PLEASE BUY SALT

SUGAR BOOTS

YOU ARE WEARING MY LIPSTICK

I WON'T TAKE YOU TO MYSTIC

TO SEE THE BOATS!

AYATOLLAH

YOU ARE RULING IRAN

YOU ARE EATING OAT BRAN

AND ELIMINATING SALMON RUSHDIE!