YULETIDE ME OVER 'TILL DINNNER
aN EPIC POEM BY THE LATE gRACE kELLEalY
Starting now she stares
At pictures of the golden pucker-lipped doggie
Fermenting in the open Juneish air
In the temple of a thousand cabooses
Who says Yazbak can't play funky?
Syrely they've had practise in Egypt
With dusty books on shelves made of rye
And Apollo in his fire engine
Seventy dollars worth of salt
Is enough to keep all of my meat from spoiling
In the long hot summer that is
Known as May through September
Spirit of the Dance I envoke thee
Spirit of Tourniquettes Spirit of greasemonkeys
I know it's a little late
But can I have a remote control car for Christmas
Yultide
The End