"No-no-no-no, no, it’s a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can’t we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have."

 "Sometimes when you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish."

"Does anyone else feel like they're about to give birth to an alien?"

"Um, when I said it, I thought it would be cute, but... now I know how wrong I was."

"Everyone knows that the capital of Cambodia is... well it's NOT Sean Penn!

Dune Guy Reviews the Works of Jayne Ann Phillips