Thereafter follows the knighting of Bedevere and the reading of the list of
other knights:
 
Sir Bedevere the Wise
Sir Lancelot the Brave
Sir Galahad the Pure
Sir Robin, the Not So Brave As Sir Launcelot,
    who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angor
    who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol
    and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.
and the aptly named
Sir Not Appearing In This Film.
 
 
Launcelot: Look, my liege!
 
(fanfare)
 
Launcelot: Camelot!
Robin: Camelot!
Galahad: Camelot!
Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.
Galahad: Shh!
 
Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home.  Let us ride...to
	CAMELOT!
 
song:
 
We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
 
We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the Dia-phragm alot!
 
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
 
I have to push the pram-a-lot!
 
Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot.  It is a silly place.
Others: Right, right....