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"I am Melvin Van Horne, and this is my associate, Herschel Krustofsky."

Full Name:	Melvin Van Horne
Occupation:	Faithful sidekick to Krusty the Klown.
Voiced by:	Dan Castellaneta.
Talents:	Shakespearean voice; slide whistle.
Likes:	the French arts, pipe smoking,
xxxxxx	Mr. Johansen.
Dislikes:	Dairy foods, bowling.
Hates:	Krusty's abuse, not being
xxxxx	treated with dignity.
Girlfriends:	Barbara (current); Krusty's
xxxxx	sister.
Admirers:	Ned Flanders
Social Clubs:	Former Stonecutter, now
xxxx	member of Ancient Mystic
xxx	Society of No Homers.
Children:	None known for sure, although for a non-parent, Mel sure does spend a lot of time at Springfield Elementary functions. Rumor has it that the small child with a large blue Afro briefly glimpsed in "Lisa's Substitute" is Mel's love child.
Quote:	"All I can be is myself."
Soon to Murder Krusty?	Most definitely.

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