Transcript do esquete da Nicole Kidman e do Mike Myers como crianças no programa SNL - Saturday Night Live

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MM-hi

NK-hi

MM-hi

NK-hi

MM-whats your name

NK-grace

MM-my name is phillip, how come you dont wear a harness

NK-err, my mum doesnt believe in it, she thinks its cruel

MM-my mum thinks its very necessary, im hypoglycemic and hyperactive, im a hyper hypo, thats why i wear a helmit, my mothers a little overprotective

NK-well why dont you try and get out of it?

MM-okay...i can't right now, ive worn my way throught 6 harneses. One time, my mums car ran outta gas, so she gave me a snickers bar and a can of coke..i toed the car home, seven miles, when we got home i was tired

NK-we just moved here from australia, its nice here in america

MM-yes it is, how old are you?

NK-im 6

MM-im 6 and a half

NK-im 6 and three quateres

MM-im 6 and four fifths

NK-in 6 and infinity

MM-in 6 and infinity plus one, can i see that (picking up her doll)..see that (pointing at boob)this is where milk comes for the babys, this os where milk comes for the babys, right there and there

NK-give it back to me stupid

MM-shut up

NK-stupid

MM-shut up

NK-im gonna talk like a robot, im a robot, im talking like a robot

MM-i love you you know

NK-i know, people always tell me that im pretty, everyone always says 'shes pretty' i hate it

MM-you're conceited

NK-you're a wierdo

MM-im over you, you're dropped

NK-i dont talk to you anymore

MM-i dont think about you when your not here, you know

NK-at least i dont have to wear a harness

MM-that was hurtful, and unnecesary

NK-im sorry

MM-its ok

NK-im in a choir in sydney, my mother says i have a pretty voice

MM-wow, your surrounded by a lot of positive support

NK-what

MM-nothin

NK-im gonna sing a song for you

MM-okay

NK-(sings)hehe, that was fun

MM-wotever, okay

NK-dont you think i have a pretty voice?

MM-i gotta say you know when you get older, people aren't gonna support you so much

NK-why not?

MM-my cousin was a cute kid and then when he hit puberty, his face exploded, now he looks around and he wanders where all the people saying he was cute went to...guess what im doing

NK-youre smushing your face

MM-...im doing an impression of my dog...hes a sharpe (?!)

NK-im a sharpe too

MM-i love you again

NK-i know

MM-im hungry

NK-oh, have a hershey bar

MM-im not supposed to eat sugar

NK-mmm, its really good

MM-you're the devil

NK-want a bite?

MM-well i suppose it couldnt hurt.....(goes loony!)

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Agradeço a colaboração da Lucy, do grupo NK_BR