Phil Conners: I've been stabbed, shocked, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
Rita: Oh, really?
Phil: Every day I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender...I am an immortal.

Phil: It's the same thing your whole life. 'Clean up your room', 'Stand up straight', 'Pick up your feet', 'Take it like a man', Be nice to your sister', Don't mix beer and wine ever.' Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'
Gus: Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with.

Phil: Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.