"Mmmmm...just like Mama used to make." Eek. What a movie...I mean video. Eek. This was terrible! I mean, it's just plain baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Sheish! Lexey picked this up for me for my birthday. I appreciate it but I can't believe she spent so much on a piece of trash like this.
A bunch of '80s community college kids decided to break out their vhs and make a horror movie. Cannibal Campout is what you get. How the hell did they find distribution for this? And they sing...oh. my. god. They sing. The only thing this movie gives me is a sense that Lexey and I may actually have a future in the horror film busisness. "Dead Girls Don't Say No" should be hitting video stores sometime in the future.....but don't hold your breath.
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