The Mystery Known Only As Mango
Mango: Man or Mystery? Mango is an exotic dancer, ostensibly for women but mysteriously attractive to men. He comes from Nowhere, yet seems to have a strange accent. He is known to wear gold lame boxers and gold boots, a pink kimoni, and sometimes a pink scarf and earmuffs, with matching muffs for his poodle. Many celebrities have fallen prey to Mango's exotic charms, among them John Goodman and David Duchovny to name a few. Try to resist the magic of Mango as you browse these files!
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Photos of Mango
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With Kiwi the Sensation, seducing Chris Rock.
Competing with Kiwi.
"Thelma and Louise"-ing with Kiwi.
Rival answering machines.
Mango and Kiwi seduce each other.
Snapshot of Mango and Kiwi.
Buying the "Daily Stipper" in the pink muffs and scarf.
The rivals!
"I am a Mystery!"
Wearing shades and black pants.
Sounds of Mango
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"You can't a have-a the Mango!"
DS: "My name... is Kiwi!" CK: Well save the sweet talk, Missy, I am the Big Cheese around here!" DS: "Is that what that smell is?"
"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake, 'hey, hold still for a second?' No! Such is Mango!"
