Ghost and person who doesn't believe in ghosts in person's house: A brief dramatic work

(Co-written with friend Alissa)

GHOST: Boo!

KEVIN: Huh?

GHOST: I said, BOO!

KEVIN: Oh.

GHOST: You're supposed to be afraid now! Boo!

KEVIN: Why? What are you, some kind of robber? I don't even get paid till next week.

GHOST: I'm not a robber, you nitwit!

KEVIN: So what are you? And how did you get into my house?

GHOST: I'm a GHOST, you moron! I live--er--whatever here!

KEVIN: Wrong. This is my house. Beat it!

GHOST: But I can't leave this place. I have to haunt it.

KEVIN: Oh, shut up and leave.

GHOST: But I'm a ghost! I have to haunt this house.

KEVIN: Don't be stupid. There's no such thing as ghosts.