GHOST: Boo!
KEVIN: Huh?
GHOST: I said, BOO!
KEVIN: Oh.
GHOST: You're supposed to be afraid now! Boo!
KEVIN: Why? What are you, some kind of robber? I don't even get paid till next week.
GHOST: I'm not a robber, you nitwit!
KEVIN: So what are you? And how did you get into my house?
GHOST: I'm a GHOST, you moron! I live--er--whatever here!
KEVIN: Wrong. This is my house. Beat it!
GHOST: But I can't leave this place. I have to haunt it.
KEVIN: Oh, shut up and leave.
GHOST: But I'm a ghost! I have to haunt this house.
KEVIN: Don't be stupid. There's no such thing as ghosts.