Children's Books That Will NEVER Be Published
You Were an Accident
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's "Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
Nose Picking In Today's Changing and Dynamic Society
The Little Engine That Had A Heart Attack From Pulling All
Those Toys Up A Big Hill For You.
Getting Even MORE Choclate On Your Face (volume II)
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
How to Become the Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
You Are Different and That's Bad
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
The Tickling Babysitter
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
Family Circus: Jeffy Peed On Me!
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change from Your Mom's Purse
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
Sex and the Single Sixth-Grader
Creative Acne
How to Use Mommy's Credit Card to Get Free Gifts!
I Forgot To Feed The Monster Under Your Bed
Mommy and Daddy's Divorce is Your Fault
Similarities Between Bleach and Kool Aid
Bad Touch Can Be FUN!!
Why Your Parents Wish You Would Die
Pooping On the Carpet Can Get Profits
A Kid's Guide to Buying the Right Condom
Just Say "Yes."
Baby's First Cult
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