Announcer-Welcome to the first ever episode of "The Rini Show!", with your host, Rini! Guests tonight include Zoycite, and musical guest Raye Hino... and herrrreeee's Rini!
Rini-[runs onto the stage] You know, a funny thing happened to me on the way over, Serena, who was walking me over here said, "Rini, your shoe is un-tied," and when I bent over to tie it, I realized I was wearing velcrow shoes! Anyways, there is a great show in need of a host so I'll see you after these important messages!
[audience cheers]
[commercials]
Rini- [sitting on a swing set] Welcome back! You all know our first guestbok as the second best villain ever in the hit tv series, Sailor Moon! (First of course was Wicked Lady.) She's the girl with the cool laugh, presenting Zoycite!
Zoycite-[walks out and sits in swing] Hey Rini! Thanks for having me as your first guest ever!
Rini-No problem! You have a new book coming out for the first time ever for humans entitled, "How to Disguise Yourself as Sailor Moon". How ere you inspired to write this book? Have you ever used the technics described in this book?
Zoycite-Well, I had dressed up as Sailor Moon in the past, which inspired me to write the book. Unfortunatelly, the critics here on earth have been a tad harsh.
Rini-But on the bright side, your book has been popular amoung other villains, being the number one seller for 12 weeks! Why did you dress up as Sailor Moon in the past?
Zoycite-It was a plan to catch the sailor scouts, but the same day was the day Sailor Venus choose to make her long-awaited appearence. But enough about me... rumor going around the popular villain hang outs are the you know the REAL identity of that moon twit, Sailor Moon...
Rini-*sweatdrop* Uh... we'll be right back after these messages! [Pulls out Luna-P] Kitty Magic! Make me a commercial!
[commercials]
Rini-Welcome back, your just in time to hear the beautiful voice of Raye Hino!
Raye-[sings] I've waited all my life, for the day that love appears.... blah blah blah blah [finishes song ^_^]
Rini-Was that spectacular or what?! Come sit over here Raye! [Raye sits] Is is true that you have all of the Sailor V manga?
Raye-Yes, I'm a long time fan of her work. Unfortunatelly, Serena borrowed them and I'm still waiting for them to be returned...
Rini-Those Sailor V manga's are yours? Was issue one yours? Because Serena spilt orange juice on it!
"Un-identified" voice from audience-RINI!! I told you not to telllllllll!
Rini-[sticks out tongue] At least I didn't tell my teacher I was late because my comb broke! Anyways Raye, did you ever think about releasing a CD?
Raye-I thought about it, but I'm putting it off for awhile.
Rini-Well, thanks for coming! I hope we can have you back soon!
Raye-[waves and walks off the stage]
Rini-We'll be seeing you next week, [credits start to roll] NO! Don't roll the credits yet! Mommmmmmmmy! WAHHH! Pay attention to me! [studio lights turn off] Hello....? Anybody?