The Rini Show!:Episode Three

*Lights turn on slowly*

Rini-Hello, welcome to The Rini Show!, I'm your host, Rini. This week my show is going to be a little bit different. I'm going to answer some of my mail on the air. Here's the first letter:

Dear Rini,
I think your show is very cool, but you make a horrible host! You whine and cry for your mother way too much! You're too immature, and you should get your cousin Serena to host instead.
From a sort-of fan,
Missy G.

Rini-Uh... this isn't fan-mail! This is hate mail! I WANT FAN MAIL!! *sniff* Well, I'll just read a different letter now.

To Rini,
Congratulations on your new show, it's destined to become a smashing success. You are an adequit host, and your set is very nice. My only complaint is about your first episode. It was an excellent idea to have Zoycite as your first guest, but you should have kept talking with her after the commercials. You shouldn't have felt threatened by the Sailor Moon question, she was just curious, like the majority of the earth's population. Anyways, you should have her on your show again soon.
Sincerly,
Malachite

Rini-Who's Malachite? I guess he is a really big Zoycite fan or something...
[phones on des rings]
Rini-Hello?... Oh!... Really?... Okay, thanks! Bye! [Hangs up the phone] Well, I just got learned that Malachite and Zoycite are what is know as a couple in the adult world. As much as I respect your opinion, Malachite, it's my show and I can do whatever I want! [sticks tongue out] So there! Next letter.

Rini,
You suck! What's with your hair? Pink is soooo last week! And that style makes it look like there are two pinecones growing out of your head! And learn to speak! I can't make out a word you say!
M.C.

Rini- WAHHHHHHHHHH! You're mean! *sniffle* And I have cool hair! My mommy says so! Next letter.

Dear Rini,
Your show is great! The only way your could improve is by getting a sidekick that plays a musical instrument. The sidekick should somewhat resemble you; you know, having a similiar hair-style and name. I know! How about that blond meatball headed girl that was sitting in the second row during your first episode?! I think she would be perfect! She looks really cool, and her hair is gorgeous!
Your fan, Serena Brittany

Rini-Ugh, nice try Serena. You're just jealous! But if you're nice, I MIGHT let you on next week. Anyways, we'are due for a commercial break now.
[commercials]
Rini-Welcome back. Unfortunatelly, we've only been airing this show for two weeks and that is all the mail I got. So everybody, send me mail! You may even get your letter read on TV by the worlds greatest person, me!! Umm... I don't have anything planned for the rest of the show, so let's just watch this piece of dust. Look at it move... ewww! It's touching me! Get it off! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF! MOMMY!
[Lights slowly dim]
[credits]