The Rini Show!:Episode Four
Announcer-Welcome to The Rini Show! This week guests include a member of Rini's family, and Shampoo from the popular anime and manga Ranma 1/2! And presenting your host, Rini!
Rini-Hiii! Before we start, I would like to say why we are having our first guest on tonight. I'm sure you all know her, it's Serena. She said if I let her on she'd make me pancakes every day next week. I couldn't trun down that offer, so I'm sorry in advance if the first half of the show turns out horrible. Anyways, I'll see you in two minutes right after some commercials!
[commercials]
Rini-[sitting at her des] Welcome back! Now introducing our first guest, Serena!
Serena-[runs onto the stage blowing kisses to the audience] Hi-hi everybody! I love you all!
Rini-[rolls her eyes] Serena, just sit down please. So, I hear you aren't doing very well in school. Are you dumb?
Serena-*sweat drop* Rini! You're such a mean little spore! I'm not dumb, I just, ummm... find that the subjects Ms.Haruna likes to speak about aren't stimulating my intelligence, so there!
Rini-Do you even know what that means? I doubt it! Anyways, your hair style is very nice. But no where as nice as mine!
Serena-Actually, your copied my hair style, but anyways. Want to talk about my boyfriend? His name is Darien, and he's soooo dreamy! *giggle* He used to be a model. You don't even have a boyfriend!
Rini-Boys are icky! This is boring. Does anyone in the audience have a question for Serena or I?
Molly-[stands up from her seat] Serena, by any chance did I leave my math book at your house? I can't seem to find it!
Serena-No... maybe it's at Melvin's house from when you were "studying". *winks*
Cute guy-[stands up] Where's the bathroom? I gotta go...
Rini-*sigh* Through that door, second door on the right. Any more questions? No? Well, I guess we'll take a commercial break!
[commercials]
Rini-Welcome back! Next up is the amazone woman, Shampoo! Most widely known as the Chinease amazon and as one of the many financees of Ranma Saotome. Everyone, please welcome Shampoo!
[a kitten walks onto the stage]
Rini-Uh... Shampoo?
[the cat meow's]
Rini-It's Shampoo! Quick, get this cat some hot water!
[vaious stage hands run around with steaming kettles of water]
Shampoo-Thank you, Rini. Shampoo doesn't like being kitty. Walking on four legs hard!
Rini-I imagine it is. Now tell me, if Ranma was going to marry one of his finacees other then you, who would you want it to be?
Shampoo-No one. Ranma marry Shampoo. No questions. But if Shampoo die, Ranma can marry Ukyou. Not Akane. Akane will die before Shampoo! Akane is jealous of Shampoo. She loves Ranma, but Ranma loves Shampoo!
Rini-Uh, of course he does. What do you think of Ryoga? If things didn't work between you and Ranma, would he be next up to bat?
Shampoo-Silly girl. I will maryy Ranma, not stupid pig.
Rini-Doesn't the fact that Ranma is half-girl bug you?
Shampoo-When we get married, perhaps Great Grandmother will fix Ranma and Shampoo's cold water problem.
Rini-Perhaps. Well, we are completelly out of time! Thanks for coming Shampoo! Hope to see you again soon! Bye everyone!
[credits]