The Rini Show!:Episode Five

Announcer-Hello boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of The Rini Show! This week guests include Sailor Jupiter and a kid we met on the street! And now your fabulous host, Rini!
Rini-[already sitting at her desk] Yay! Hi everyone! Guess what? Tomorrow is my birthday! And this lovely TV station was kind enough to let me have a little bit of air-time tomorrow to celebrate. But enough babble from me, introducing our first guest; in her first television appearence, Sailor Jupiter!!!
Sailor Jupiter-[runs onto the stage and does a back flip, cheers and sits down] Hi! I'm very excited to be here Rini!
Rini-Wow, you sure have a lot of talents! That back flip was very nicely done!
Sailor Jupiter-I do have a lot of talent. So, how are you? I hear you have a birthday coming up!
Rini-I'm great, and yes, my birthday is tomorrow! Before the show I was talking with my audience. It seems they really want to see you preform one of your attacks. i would be honored if you did one of them! We have a dummy set up over there!
Sailor Jupiter-Sure I'll do one! How about my first attack? It'll do the least ammount of damage to the dummy and hopefully none to your studio. After all, it is my first and weakest attack!

[Various people run around preparing the set and handing out goggles to the audience members]

Sailor Jupiter-[stands in front of the dummy] Jupiter thunder, crash!
Rini-*cough cough* [smoke clears] Wow! That dummy is completelly ruined! That is soooo cool! I wish I could do that! Sailor Jupiter-It took me some practise before I learned to use the attacks full potential. But once I got the hang of it, many evil people got their share of of electracuting!
Rini-Well, thanks for coming! It was very nice of you, Li--Sailor Jupiter! Before we meet our next guest, please take the time to listen to the words of our sponsers!

[commercials

Rini-Welcome back, next up we are going to meet the boy that the producers met on the street. Everyone, please put your hands together for Brett!
Brett-[walks onto the stage] Hi Rini! [sits in chair] How are you?
Rini-Great! Thanks for asking. My producer's tell me that you have a special talent. Could you please tell me a little bit about it?
Brett-Well, I can balance cans of my head. YOu know, like pop or juice cans. I stack them on top of each other, put them on my head and see how far I can walk.
Rini-Neat! Could you please give it a try here? And what is your current record?
Brett-Well, I can walk with four empty cans. But I can only walk five steps. Here and now, I will attempt to break that record by walking five steps with five cans!

[stage hands run out with the empty cans]

[Brett slowly places the cans on his head and starts to walk slowly... but on the third step the cans fall to the floor]

Rini-Awww.... that's too bad! You'll have to come back again soon and try again!
Brett-You mean that's it? I'm done? But I was hoping for 15 minutes of fame, not three!
Rini-Yes, and that's why we'll have you back in the near future! Bye everyone! Enjoy the rest of your week!

[credits roll]