The Rini Show!:Episode Eight
Announcer- Live from Tokyo Beach, it's the Rini Show! On today's guestlist we have Saphire and volleyball champ Mina! And now your host, Rini!
Rini-Hi everyone! Today we are live from the beach because it's such a nice day! (Actually, most of the people that work at the studio are on vacation.) Before we meet our first guest- [big gust of win blows by] Wah! I got sand in my eyes! Owwie! It hurts! MOMMY! WAHHHHHHH!
[commercials]
Rini- [sitting at new beach desk wearing sunglasses] Like my sunglassess? I don't, but at least they'll keep the sand out of my eyes! Anyways, now for our first guest, ultra cool villain, Saphire! (No, he isn't a girl!)
Saphire-[walks out and sits in chair] Hi Rini! Great day for a swim, eh?
Rini- Yup! I like swimming, but I don't like jellyfish.
Strange girl in ugly bathing suit- [tries to run onto the set by Saphire before security guards pull her back] Saphire, I love you! You're gorgeous! Your hair is the best! Purple rocks!
Rini and Saphire- *sweatdrop*
Rini-You know, your hair is very nice. What do you do to keep it so healthy and shiney?
Saphire-Actually, it hardly takes any work. I just brush it once a day!
Person from audience-Liar!
Saphire-Oh, what do you know Emerald?!
Emerald-I know you dye your hair and pamper it so much you make those four sisters look normal!
Rini-Really?! [looks closely at his hair] Ha! He has brown roots!
Saphire- [breaks down in tears] Happy now Emerald? I'm ruined!
Rini-So, why do you dye your hair?
Saphire-Because my mother did when I was a child. I was the only child with brown hair. So many had blue, green, and pink hair, and mother did not want me to stand out. She chose purple because brown roots would no show as easily. After her death, I continued dying it. Prisma and I first met in the hair section at a departement store. We got talking, and she complimented me on my hair. She asked if it was natural, and I said yes, not wanted to be an outcast. As our relationship grew, so did hair funding. Prisma is gone away on a business trip for a few weeks. My plan was to let my hair grow out, and what was still purple I would dye my natural color. When Prisma arrived home, I was planning on telling her that my hair changed in a lab accident, and probably wouldn't trun back purple [sobs uncontrollably]
Rini-[stund look on face] HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Audience-[uncontrollable laughter] HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Saphire-[runs off of the stage in tears]
Rini-[tears of laughter stream down face] We'll return with Mina after these commercials! HA HA HA HA HA!
[commercials]
Rini-Welcome back! Wasn't that funny? Saphire will never agains be reagarded as cooler then his brother! Ah well. Now let me introduce the girl who brought her school volleyball team to the nationals, Mina!
Mina-Hi Rini! YOu know it wasn't just me who played well on my volleyball team, it was a team effort.
Rini-Well, congratulations on your success and good luck in the nationals!
Mina-Thanks! I saw your show when Amy was on and she gave tips on studying. Would you like me to teach your how to play volleyball?
Rini-Okay! I never played volleyball before!
[They head over to a group of people playing volleyball]
Mina-Okay, he's serving over to this side, get ready! It's coming right towards you Rini!
[ball hits Rini on the head]
Rini-Owww! I don't want to play anymore! Wahhhhh!
Mina-But there is still ten minutes left of the show...
Rini-I don't care! End it now!
Producer-Rini, we have to continue or nothing will be on tv for the next ten minutes!
Rini-I don't care!
Producer-Besides, we are live!
Rini-I don't care! It's my show and I can do what I want!
[Rini starts to run toward to camera]
Camera Person-Rini!! No!!
[Rini unplugs the camera, and all the television viewers are left watching a blank screen]