The Rini Show! Ep.9

Announcer-After a months vacation, The Rini Show is back and better then ever! Today's guest include Shelly Smith and James Cameron! And now, plese put your hands together for your fabulous host, Rini!
Rini-Hi all! Did you miss me? Well, I'm back and I hope I'm here to stay! We have a great show today, but before we get started here's a couple of commercials so you can run to the bathroom before our first guest appears!

[commercials]

Rini-Welcome back folks. Our first of two guests today is Shelly Smith, head mistress of "Shelly's School for Perfect Girls"!
Shelly- [walks out very proper with her back very straight] Godd evening Rini. You're slouching. It would be more proper to sit up straight on national TV.
Rini-Uh.. right... *sweatdrop* Miss Smith, I've heard that your school's name has sparked controversey in the school board. Could you please tell us about it?
Shelly-Actually, my name has been changed to Shelly Long since my last marriage a week ago. It pays off being perfect...
Rini-That's nice, but that wasn't my question. I'll tell the audience about the school's problem. You see, teachers of public schools are worried that your school is putting a bad image in some people's minds. They think there isn't such a thing as perfect! >br> Shelly-I completelly disaggree with them. Being perfect is nefinatelly a reachable goal. After all, look at me., not a flaw in sight.
Rini-I don't think any body is perfect, not even Mary Poppins!
Shelly-Oh, but I am perfect! My teeth are pearly white, and my head doesn't have a single gray hair!
Rini-[man hands Rini a sheet of paper] According to this, you DO have a flaw! It says here that an audience member has hear you... SNORE!
Shelly-[shrieking] Liar! Who said that? Give me that piece of paper! [Grabs it from Rini] John Donalds?! He's my ex-husband! [starts to run towards the audience but two security guards pull her off the stage]
Rini-Uh... perhaps this would be a good time for a commericial...
[Shelly's shrieks fill the studio]

[commercials]

Rini-Well, wasn't that interesting... Of course I'm used to Serena's loud wails... Anyways, please give a warm welcome to our next guest, Mr. James Cameron!
James- [walks out on the stage and sits in the chair]
Rini-Hello! Welcome to my show! How are you today?
James-I'm king of the world!
Rini-*sweatdrop* Say... wha?
James-I'm king of the world!
Rini-YOu know, it's not nice to lie. I know who the king of the world will be in the future and it's not you! It's my daddy! Besides can't you say anything else?
James-Uh... Je suis le roi de la monde!
Rini-Stop saying that! It's the same thing except in french! Can't you say anything else?
James-nope!
Rini- Say something else!
James-I'm king of the world!
Rini-Stop saying that!!! [starts to cry] I hate you! Leave my studio at once! The show is over! And it's all your fault!

[credits]