I was born on a Saturday morning. I was purple. My sisters were watching Plastic Man when I was born. My father bought bagels and Temptee^TM cream cheese for the whole family. Mom and Dad brought me home to Wantage, NJ which is where I lived all my life (until now.) A couple of years ago, for the first time in recorded history, the human population in Sussex County surpassed that of cattle. It made the front page of the paper. My parents' house is next door to a chicken farm. They have cows now too (the farm, not my parents.) When I was in the seventh grade, a cow ran through my gym class. 4-H has been a big priority in my life. Go Agriculture! (Right now, I'm on a 4-H break, still happy with the concept, not 100% pleased with the leadership situation. Hopefully that will change.) Now I live in Franklin, NJ, where for the first time in recorded history, we have a blockbuster and a Walmart (kill us now, please.) I like going to New Jersey Diners, driving around until I get lost, watching my cat knock things over, working on this thing and making wallets out of duct tape. Oh, and I also enjoy toturing my monkey(er, fiance,) Sean. Oh yeah, and I will be/have gotten married (don't plan on updating this again anythine soon) on Friday, December 13th 2002. It will be/was grand, I hope. Visit our wedding website (which could use some work) where you can see sexy pictures of Monkey, er Sean. I hate homepages where people just ramble on and on about themselves and have links to their friend's lame-ass homepages, and you really aren't interested in anything they have to say unless you know them, and if you DO know them, you probably already know the things they put on their page. This page has all that lame stuff, but it also has useful information, and my friends' pages are actually really cool. Have a look around.

Take me home. I want to know more about this girl.

What a freak! Get me out of here!