Well, here I am in the snow. This was my senior year in high school. To my left, is my car. To my right, is my front yard. I love snow.

If you think you should be in this picture, you're probably right, but hey, this is a page about me. Right?

Oh, look. It's me again. What do you know?

Who's that girl? She's pretty. I wonder if she has a boyfriend. She does? What a shame! I wish she were mine. What a lucky guy her man must be. I sure hope he treats her right.