Last time on FSC:
-Hiryu and Eugeal set a demon (Cthulhu?) free.
-Hmmm...nothing else I think. The author was being lazy
last time.
And now the Italian FSC opening song:
Sailor Newbie, Sailor Newbie, favolosa Sailor Newbie,
Sailor Newbie, Sailor Newbie, strepitosa Sailor Newbie,
Guarda in ogni cuore per vedere se
c'è il cristallo chiaro e puro del modem
Sailor Newbie corri per noi scintillante Sailor Newbie
Sailor Newbie vai dove vuoi sfavillante Sailor Newbie
Quel cristallo che vedrai nei cuori candidi
dona dei poteri imbevuti di misteri forse magici
I cristalli del modem sono almeno tre,
per trovarli finirai spesso in mezzo ai guai
Chi lo sa se nel mio cuore il cristallo c'è
Puoi scoprirlo solo tu dolce Sailor Newbie!
Nel cristallo Sailor Newbie
Brilla un sole rosso e blu,
Sailor Newbie e il cristallo del cuore
Quel cristallo Sailor Newbie
vale sempre sempre più
Sailor Newbie e il cristallo del cuore
Translation:
Sailor Newbie, Sailor Newbie, fabulous Sailor Newbie,
Sailor Newbie, Sailor Newbie, clamorous Sailor Newbie,
Look in every heart to see if
there is the clear and pure crystal of the modem
Sailor Newbie, run for us, shining Sailor Newbie
Sailor Newbie go where you like sparkling Sailor Newbie
That crystal you'll see in white hearts
gives powers filled with mysteries, maybe magic
The crystals of the modem are at least three,
to find them you'll be often in troubles
Who knows if in my heart there is the crystal
Only you can find it out, sweet Sailor Newbie!
In the crystal Sailor Newbie
Shines a red and blue Sun,
Sailor Newbie and the heart crystal
That crystal Sailor Newbie
is worth everyday more
Sailor Newbie and the heart crystal *1
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FSC
THE DEMON IN THE WITCH-HOUSE
Part 2: Leave a sacrifice after the beep.
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Hiryu and Eugeal stopped running (actually Hiryu was
grabbing one of Eugeal's pigtails).
"Are we far enough?" Hiryu asked.
"We will never be far enough..." Eugeal panted "That thing
is going to destroy every form of life on the planet."
Hiryu looked around and sweatdropped.
"Ahem...darling..."
"What?!"
"Did you notice that we are right in front of Ikamori and
that you're still wearing your night-gown?"
"We're about to be killed by an evil nega-demon and you
care if I'm standing in front of Ikamori wearing my
nightgown?!!!!" she yelled "WHAT?!!!! I'M IN FRONT OF
IKAMORI WEARING MY NIGHT-GOWN?!!!! YAAAAAAH! WHY YOU DIDN'T
TELL THAT TO ME?!!!!" she blushed and teleported on a tree.
Hiryu sweatdropped.
Eugeal snapped her fingers and her night-gown changed in a
Ikamori uniform.
"Aren't you going to go to school NOW?!" Hiryu asked.
Eugeal nodded. "Maybe we can find some information on that
demon in the library of the school."
Eugeal jumped down the tree and landed right in front of
Wendy.
The girl startled.
"Eugeal! What are you doing here? Weren't you sick?! You
should be at home now."
"Oh, don't worry, Wendy! I feel better now...and my house
is not a very safe place now..."
"Uh? What do you mean?"
"Well, we just awakened a de..." Hiryu began to say.
Eugeal grabbed him, closed his mouth with her hand and put
him in one of her pockets. Then she laughed nervously.
"Uh, nothing, Wen-chan! Hiryu meant that we woke up the
dentist who lives on the other side of the street with our
stereo, so he was a little mad at us. Now we've to go,
sorry Wendy, see you!"
She ran away.
Wendy sweatdropped.
"I didn't know there was a dentist in Silver Shadow
Lane..." she said to herself.
Eugeal stopped running. Hiryu came out of her pocket and
jumped on her shoulder.
"Why did you shut me? Maybe Wendy could help us..."
"If Wendy finds out that we woke up a demon in that silly
way, she'll kill us!"
Hiryu shivered. "We should better go to the library,
then...Maybe we'll find a way to defeat the demon before
the girls go back to the temple..."
Meanwhile in Silver Shadow Lane 665, an answering machine
with tentacles stepped out from the sphere of darkness in
Eugeal's room.
"This is the answering machine of Cthulhu. I'm not at home
now. My cousin Shabranigdo *2 will come and destroy
humanity in my place. If you want, offer a sacrifice after
the beep."
In the library, Eugeal was sitting at a table, surrounded
by books, while Hiryu was looking at the books on the
shelves.
"Hey, Eugy, what about this? 'The demon who hides in your
modem and stops your Internet connection while you're
downloading a 10MB file'..."
Eugeal shook her head.
"Sounds interesting, but it's not what we need now..."
" 'How to train a toaster'? '101 good reasons to not leave
your demon seeds around when your little cousins are in
visit at your house'? Oh! There's a book from Prof. Chronos
too! 'Kokoro: Soul or heart?'"
"Heart!" Eugeal said automatically.
[Shot of SD Prof. Chronos with a "Soul!!!" sign]
Shabranigdo walked out of darkness and looked around.
"The ones who called me...ahem...my cousin...are not very
far..."
He began walking towards Ikamori.
"Oooooh! Eugy! Look what I found!!!!"
Hiryu landed on the table with a book in his hands.
"What? What?! A way to destroy evil demons coming from
garrets?!"
"No! Much better!"
"What?!"
"The Slayers illustrations book! Hundreds of groovy pics! I
didn't know that Ikamori library had also anime books!"
Eugeal giggled and began to look at the pics.
"Ooooh! Look here! That's Gourry! In the Italian dub they
called him Guido!"
"Wow! They used beautiful colors in this pic of Lina
Inverse!"
"Hey, Hiryu, stop looking at Naga! Witches 7 summer uniform
is much more skimpy than her outfit!"
"I didn't know you witches go around naked at
summer...ouch!"
Eugeal whacked him "WE DON'T!!!!"
"OK, OK, but I simply can't imagine HOW a uniform could be
more skimpy than Naga's outfit!"
Eugeal laughed.
"Oh! Look! A pic of that evil monster the appeared in the
first series of Slayers...Hmmm...I can't remember his name
now...Do you remember it?"
Hiryu heard a light growl and looked up from the book. He
turned very pale.
"SHABRANIGDO!!!!!" he screamed.
"Oh, yes, Shabranigdo." Eugeal said "In Italy they called
him Sabranivoodoo. But there's no need to scream, darling,
remember we are in a library..."
"Sha..Sha...Shabranigdo is here!!!!"
"Of course he's here on the book, darling. This pic is very
nice..."
"Thank you, mortal." Shabranigdo said.
"Oh, you're welcome..."Eugeal looked up and sweatdropped,
turned blue and went SD "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SHABRANIGDO IS
HERE!!!!!!!"
"As you set me free," Shabranigdo said "I'll give you a
choice: serve me and live or be my enemies and die. I'll
leave you some time to decide."
The demon disappeared.
"Hey! That's no fair!" Eugeal yelled "And the author is
recycling dialogues from Slayers now!!!!"
Hiryu sweatdropped.
"What are we going to do now?"
"Hmmm...we could take your space ship and run away from
Earth...Before Shabranigdo finishes destroying humanity, we
should arrive far enough."
A DIC censor rushed into the room, whacked her on the head
with his huge scissors, then went away.
"OK, OK" she said clutching her head in pain "We'll have to
find another solution..."
Eugeal looked at Hiryu and Hiryu looked at her.
"WHAAAAAAAAA! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?!!" they screamed
at once.
End of Part 2
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*1 From the Italian opening song of Sailor Moon S
*2 Shabranigdo is a character from the anime Slayers
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