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-Eugeal and Hiryu meet Shabranigdo.
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THE DEMON IN THE WITCH-HOUSE
Part 3: Who do you call? Death Busters!
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Eugeal looked at Hiryu.
"What are we going to do now?" she asked.
The little alien shook his head.
"I've no idea, darling..."
Eugeal looked around for a while, then she turned towards
Hiryu.
"I can't believe that..." she said in amazement.
"What? Did you find a way to defeat Shabranigdo?!"
"No, I just can't believe the author didn't use the 'idea'
pun!"
Hiryu sweatdropped.
They walked out of the library.
Suddenly Eugeal stopped and looked at Hiryu.
"I'm sure we can't defeat Shabranigdo. Our powers aren't
strong enough. We must ask for help."
"Are you going to talk to Wendy?"
"No, we'll talk to Eudial. She should be home now, let's
go!"
Meanwhile, at the temple, Christine (who had come back from
school earlier than the others because she fainted during
the lessons and the teachers decided to send her home) was
sitting on a couch and reading a book.
She heard the door slamming violently.
After a few seconds, a very angry Eudial entered the room.
Christine looked at her.
"Good morning, Eudial. Why are you so upset?"
Eudial startled and turned towards the girl, then she
calmed down a little and sat on the couch near her.
"Oh, hi Christine, I thought to be alone. I'm sure you
can't believe what happened to me today!"
"Why? What happened?"
"I was in my car with Silver and we were searching for a
place to roast marshmallows with the Fire Buster without
causing too many damages. We were at the last floor of the
Net.tokyo Tower, so we entered the elevator with the car.
When it arrived to the ground floor, we crashed into
another white wagon that was trying to enter the elevator
too! I wonder who gave them the driver license!"
Christine sweatdropped and wondered if Eudial actually
*had* a driver license.
"So what happened after?" she asked.
"I and Silver got out of the car and looked at the other
car. It had strange lights and a weird symbol on its side.
Silver began to yell at the driver of the other car and
that man said that they had to go on the Net.tokyo Tower to
eliminate a supernatural presence. I asked them if they
were new male sailor scouts..."
"What did they say?"
"Nothing. One of them took a strange device, a sort of
detector I think, and tried to use it on me. Then Silver
got very mad and threw a little fireball at him. Instead of
being scared, they got thrilled! One of them said to take
the Proton Packs. And they took a strange device that
looked a lot like my Fire Buster 2!"
"Really?"
Eudial nodded.
"Then I jumped in front of them, throwing away my clothes
and revealing my witch uniform and I said ' I'm Eudial and
I'm a powerful witch from Death Busters!'"
"And what did they do?"
"They put their weapons away and shook my hand. One of them
asked if we were their Net.tokyo colleagues and said they
were the Ghostbusters!"
Christine sweatdropped.
Eudial burst out in tears "And they said I was a copycat!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The door slammed again and Hiryu and Eugeal entered the
room too.
Eudial stopped crying and glanced at the cousin.
"Hey, weren't you supposed to be at home with a cold?"
Eugeal nodded.
"Yes, but I'm better now and we're in a big trouble...We
need your help..."
Eudial sighed.
"Have you been caught while trying to put mutant snails in
your neighbor's plants AGAIN?"
"No, this time is worse..."
"Hiryu ate the cookies you cook and now you're afraid you
poisoned him?"
"I can cook perfectly!" Eugeal yelled.
"I know! I know! Ghostbusters tried to attack you!"
Eugeal and Hiryu sweatdropped.
"Ghostbusters?!"
"Never mind. I hope you didn't take Wendy's manga and
ruined them..."
Eugeal and Hiryu shook their heads.
"Hmmm...yes..." Eudial continued "I think that not even you
two are so silly to do it. It would be like to summon a
demon to destroy the world thinking it was a game... It
would be like to mistake the Necronomicon for a manual of
instructions..."
Eudial looked at her cousin and Hiryu and noticed that in
place of them, there were only two mega-sweatdrops. She
looked at the floor and saw that both Eugeal and Hiryu were
there, under the sweatdrops.
She sweatdropped too.
"No! You've been SO silly! You summoned Cthulhu!"
"Not Cthulhu, Shabranigdo..." Eugeal weakly said.
"It's the same!" Eudial yelled "It's a demon who's going to
destroy the planet!!! I really can't believe you're my
cousin!!!!"
"Oh, and *who* was working for an evil organization to call
Pharaoh 90 and destroy the planet?!"
"Both of us! But it was different! It was our work! And at
least I *knew* we were going to call Master Pharaoh 90!!!"
Eugeal and Eudial began sticking the tongue each at the
other.
Hiryu floated on Christine shoulder and they both stood
quietly on the couch.
"They look a lot like Rei and Usagi..." the girl said.
Hiryu nodded and they both sweatdropped.
After a while, the two cousins stopped fighting and dropped
themselves on the couch.
"So you said that you used a book to call the demon?"
Eudial asked.
Eugeal and Hiryu nodded.
"Go and get it, then. Maybe we can find something useful on
it..."
Eugeal gave the book to the cousin. "I took it with me when
we ran away from the house..."
Eudial took the Necronomicon and opened it.
Christine shook her head.
"Eudial, that book gives me a bad feeling. I'm not sure if
it's good to read it..."
Eudial nodded.
"I know, this book is evil, but we haven't other choices...
It's our only chance to defeat that demon."
The witch began to read.
After a few second they heard a horrible voice.
"So you choose. Are you ready to die?"
"It's Shabranigdo!" Hiryu and Eugeal yelled.
The demon appeared just out of the temple.
"I need more time to study the spell!" Eudial said "Hiryu,
take Christine to a safe place, I and Eugeal will try to
catch the demon's attention!"
The two witches ran out of the front door, while Hiryu
changed to human size and dragged Christine out of the back
door.
They reached Eudial's car.
"Eugeal, drive while I study the spell. We have to drive
Shabranigdo out of Net.tokyo!"
"But...but I don't have a license to drive!" the dubbed
witch whined.
"Who needs a license?! Now drive!" Eudial yelled.
Eugeal managed to turn the engine on and the car began to
move.
Eudial fastened her belt and began to read the
Necronomicon.
Shabranigdo followed the car.
Suddenly, dozens of children (who just came out of school),
began to cross the road.
The dubbed witch panicked and began searching for the
brake, only to find that Eudial's car had *not* a brake,
just a hole and some snails creeping around.
Snailor Salad waved at her with an antenna.
Eugeal sweatdropped.
"I've no choice," she thought "I'll have to attempt to
teleport with all the car..."
She closed her eyes and gathered all her powers.
The car disappeared a few inches before the first child.
SD Rei Ayanami walked across the screen and hit that child
with a sign reading "I AM THE FIRST CHILD!"
The car appeared some meters away, missing another white
wagon for a pure miracle.
Shabranigdo spotted it and followed it, stepping on the
children and on SD Rei Ayanami.
[shot of angry censors and of a crying Evangelion producer]
The four persons inside the other white wagon noticed
Shabranigdo.
"Hey! That's the Sumerian ghost coming out of a fridge they
called us for!" Egon Sprengler said.
"Let's get it!" yelled Peter Venkman.
"Who do you call? Ghostbusters!" the others began to sing.
"I'm not a Sumerian ghost! I'm a demon and I came from a
garret!" growled a VERY miffed Shabranigdo.
Eudial rose her head from the Necronomicon.
"I think I can try the spell now...I guess we're far enough
from Net.tokyo..." She stopped noticing the Net.tokyo tower
right in front of her.
She looked at the cousin. The dubbed witch just proved to
be a relative of Ryoga after all, she said...
Eugeal turned SD and nodded. "Look! I've the little fangs
too!"
Eudial went mad.
"I told you to take us OUT of Net.tokyo!!!!! We can't fight
at full power if we know we can hurt people!!!!" she
yelled.
Eugeal shrugged. "Who cares of innocent people? they're
just persons without personality in every anime and their
duty is only to stop the hero from destroying the enemy
with the first shot and make the episodes longer..."
Eudial nodded and the two witches got ready to attack.
Then, they noticed the producers and the censor who was
threatening to rip their contracts and stopped.
"I meant," Eugeal said "to protect innocent people is our
mission! We won't let that monster to hurt people of
Net.tokyo!"
"Yes!" Eudial continued "We'll defeat the demon even
without destroying the city with our attacks! Let's
transform!"
After about a minute of stock footage transformations, the
two Sailor Black Stars stood in front of the demon.
Sailor Stella Nera pointed at Shabranigdo in a Sailor Mars
pose.
"You evil monster! You let innocent people to believe that
Necronomicon is a game only because you want to destroy the
world! In place of sweatdrops, I'll punish you!"
The demon shrugged. "It's not my fault if you are silly.
And it's not very polite to point at people like that!"
Eugeal sweatdropped and was about to reply when Sailor
Kurohoshi stepped in front of her and began her speech.
"You evil thing! I won't let you to destroy this planet. In
place of sweatdrops...AAAAAAAAH MY CAR!!!!!!!!!"
In fact the Ecto-1 just crashed against Eudial's car and
the four Ghostbusters stepped out of it.
They pushed away the two witches and pointed their Proton
Packs at Shabranigdo.
"This isn't a place for two ladies" Peter said to the
witches "Let us take care of this little demon and I'll
take you out for dinner."
Eugeal and Eudial were about to yell at them, when
Shabranigdo began to talk.
"Poor humans! I'll let you choose your death. Think to it
and your doom will come."
All the Ghostbusters turned at once towards Ray.
"Don't think to anything!" they yelled.
Ray sweatdropped. "I know, I know. I'm not that stupid to
repeat the same error for two times!!!"
"Very well. You chose." Shabranigdo said.
A giant marshmallow appeared between the buildings and
began to move towards Net.tokyo Tower.
The Ghostbusters glared at Ray.
"Hey! It wasn't me!"
"Oh, sure, sure, who else could be so stupid to think of a
marshmallow?!"
Eugeal sweatdropped and tried to hide behind the cousin.
Everyone except Eudial was about to destroy the dubbed
witch, when Shabranigdo talked again.
"Very good...you chose TWO ways to die..."
A VERY big snail joined the giant marshmallow.
Eudial sweatdropped too.
Snailor Salad crept out of Eudial's car and began jumping
happily towards the giant snail, crying "Mommy! Mommy!"
Everyone (Shabranigdo included) fell down with sweatdrops.
The witches and the Ghostbusters stepped back.
"What are we going to do now?" Eugeal asked.
Eudial grinned.
"We'll fight."
End of Part 3
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