The Simpsons and Smoking

Simpson Family Members who are seen smoking

Bart (Homer sticks a cigarette in Bart's mouth) [Bart the Murderer]
Bart (the drifter)                              [Seperate Vocations]
Bart (smoking cigar in the supermarket)         [War of the Simpsons]
Herb Powell (smoking a cigar)                   [Oh Brother Where Art Thou]
Herb's Natural Mother (the carnival incident!)  [Oh Brother Where Art Thou]
Homer (smoking cigar while getting massage)     [Mr Lisa]
Homer (smoking cigar while welding)             [Saturdays of Thunder]
Homer (smoking cigar with the cops)             [Black Widower]
Homer (smoking cigar while on couch)            [Homer the Heretic]
Homer (the bearded blackjack gambler)           [Big Brother]
Homer (News file photo)                         [Marge vs the Monorail]
Lisa (the ageing gambler)                       [Lisa the Greek]
Lisa (on the Laramie poster)                    [Lisa the Beauty Queen]
Maggie (sucking on a cigarette)                 [Lisa the Beauty Queen]
Mr Bouvier                                      [The Way we Was]
Patty and Selma                                 [Saturdays of Thunder]
Patty and Selma                                 [Burns Sells the Powerplant]
Patty and Selma                                 [Black Widower]
Patty and Selma                                 [Lisa's First Words]
Patty and Selma                                 [Selma's Choice]
Patty and Selma                                 [War of the Simpsons]
Patty and Selma                                 [Principal Charming]
Patty or Selma (can't tell !)                   [Colonel Homer]
Patty                                           [Jacques to be Wild]
Young Patty and Selma                           [The Way We Was]
Young Patty and Selma                           [Brush With Greatness]
Young Patty and Selma ("Lets take up smoking")  [3 Men and a Comic Book]
Young Homer (during school)                     [The Way we Was]

Young Springfieldians who are seen smoking

Dolph (smokes a cigar at dinner)                [Camp Krusty]
Jimbo (smokes a cigar at dinner)                [Camp Krusty]
Kearney (smokes a cigar at dinner)              [Camp Krusty]
Martin (during his book report - not really)    [Bart Gets an F]
Nelson (in the soapbox pits)                    [Saturdays of Thunder]
Nelson (playing soccer)                         [Big Brother]
Young Barney                                    [The Way We Was]
Lots of little kids (in the crowd)              [Lisa the Beauty Queen]
The girls in the "Bad Girl Bathroom"            [Seperate Vocations]

Guest Stars seen smoking

Hugh Hefner                                     [Krusty Gets Cancelled]
One of the members of Spinal Tap (on the bus)   [The Otto Show]

Main Characters in Springfield who are seen smoking

Chief Wiggum (smokes a cigar)                   [Black Widower]
Dr Marvin Munroe (on his radio talkshow)        [Some Enchanted Evening]
Eddie the Cop (smokes a cigar)                  [Black Widower]
Herman (digging at the well)                    [Radio Bart]
Herman (playing pool at Moe's)                  [Lisa the Greek]
Herman (at Moe's)                               [Bart Gets Hit By A Car]
Herman (singing the Monorail song)              [Marge vs the Monorail]
Herman                                          [Bart the General]
Herman                                          [Old Money]
Karl (at the stag party)                        [Homer's Night Out]
Krusty the Clown                                [Lisa's First Words]
Krusty the Clown (in the hospital!)             [Homers Triple Bypass]
Krusty the Clown (smoking very heavily!)        [Krusty Gets Kancelled]
Krusty the Clown (before meeting his father)    [Like Father, Like Clown]
Krusty the Clown                                [The Front]
Lenny (at the stag party)                       [Homer's Night Out]
Lou the Cop (smokes a cigar)                    [Black Widower]
Lunch Lady / Nurse Doris                        [I Love Lisa]
Lunch Lady / Nurse Doris                        [Whacking Day]
Miss Hover (in the staff room)                  [Seperate Vocations]
Miss Hover (during the Yo-Yo assembly)          [Bart the Lover]
Mr Burns (holds a pipe)                         [Brush With Greatness]
Mrs Krabappel (in the staff room)               [Seperate Vocations]
Mrs Krabappel (during the Fuzzy Bunny video)    [Barts Friend Falls in Love]
Mrs Krabappel (seducing Mr Bergstrom)           [Lisa's Substitute]
Mrs Krabappel (during the Yo-Yo assembly)       [Bart the Lover]
Ned Flanders ("good pipe weather !")            [Marge Gets a Job]
Rev Lovejoy (playing cards)                     [Marge in Chains]

Other Characters Seen Smoking (that have names)

Arthur Krandall (Gabbo's partner)               [Krusty Gets Kancelled]
Buddy Hodges (Fallout Boy)                      [3 Men and a Comic Book]
Butterball Jackson (on the TV)                  [Colonel Homer]
Captain Mc Alister (The Fryin Dutchmen)         [New Kid on the Block]
Captain Mc Alister (Hornpipe Fever)             [Mr Plow]
Captain Mc Alister (Houseboat Salesman)         [Lisa's First Words]
Dave Rosenfield (Baseball Team owner)           [Dancing Homer]
Dave (in the Mental Hospital)                   [Stark Raving Dad]
Dirk Richter (Radioactive Man)                  [3 Men and a Comic Book]
El Barto (police sketch)                        [Homers Odyessy]
Ellen (the baseball organ player)               [Dancing Homer]
Fat Tony                                        [Bart the Murderer]
Fat Tony? (in car on bridge)                    [Homer Alone]
Gloria (at the marriage retreat)                [War of the Simpsons]
Jack Larson (President of Laramie Cigarettes)   [Lisa the Beauty Queen]
Joe (the Krusty doll technican)                 [Treehouse of Horror III]
Mr Black (smokes a cigar at dinner)             [Camp Krusty]
Roger Myers (Pres of Itchy & Scratchy)          [Itchy & Scratchy Marge]
Roger Myers                                     [The Front]
Rudy (on the TV)                                [Colonel Homer]
Santa Claus                                     [Barts Friend Falls in Love]
Senator Bob Arnold (when he gets busted)        [Mr Lisa]
Senator Mendosa (in the McBain movie)           [Oh Brother Where Art Thou]
Smooth Jimmy Apollo                             [Lisa the Greek]
Surly Joe (Foundation Repairman)                [Marge Gets a Job]

Background/Other People seen smoking

Gangster at the Bottomless Pit                  [Treehouse of Horror III]
Heart Delivery Boy                              [I Love Lisa]
Homers Stockbroker                              [Burns Sells the Powerplant]
Krusty's Chauffeur                              [Marge vs the Monorail]
Little Miss Springfield Choreographer           [Lisa the Beauty Queen]
Man in audience at the Saphire Lounge           [Homer's Night Out]
Most of the gangsters in the club               [Bart the Murderer]
Most of the patrons of the Beer 'N Brawl        [Colonel Homer]
Most of the teachers in the staff room          [Seperate Vocations]
Mr Burns' Spin Doctor (election guy?!?)         [Two Cars in Every Garage]
One of Mendosa's Coleges (McBain)               [Oh Brother Where Art Thou]
One of the guys in the Bait Shop                [War of the Simpsons]
One of the guys in the FBI Van                  [Bart the Murderer]
One of the Itchy & Scratchy Writers             [The Front]
One of the "Two Guys from Kabul"                [New Kid on the Block]
Oriental Shopkeeper at the House of Evil        [Treehouse of Horror III]
Some inmates in the Springfield Prison          [Black Widower]
The Cab Driver                                  [Old Money]
The Crim's at the Swank Unveiling (McBain)      [Last Exit to Springfield]
The Father in the "Zinc" Video                  [Bart the Lover]
The Guy at Krusty Burger (in the kitchen!)      [3 Men and a Comic Book]
The Guy at the Icecream Parlour                 [Radio Bart]
The Guy in the DMV Queue                        [Principal Charming]
The Guy on the Garbage Barge                    [Homer the Heretic]
The Guy on the Laramie Billboard                [Principal Charming]
The Irish Whacker                               [Whacking Day]
The Man at the "Tamo'Shanter Connection" Shop   [Blood Feud]
The Man and Woman on Colorization Theatre       [Bart the Lover]
The Man on "America's Most Armed and Dangerous" [Some Enchanted Evening]
The members of the Beer 'N Brawl Band           [Colonel Homer]
The Nurse at Camp Krusty                        [Camp Krusty]
The Roulette Wheel Spinner                      [Old Money]
The three teachers in the staff room            [Dog of Death]
The Ticket Guy at the Springfield Mystery Spot  [Homer at Bat]
The two guys playing cards with Homer           [Big Brother]
Two Guys in the Kitchen at the Springfield Mall [When Flanders Failed]
Young Homer's Chauffeur                         [The Way we Was]

Animals/Non-Humans in Springfield who are seen smoking!

Fuzzy Bunny (smokes a cigar)                    [Barts Friend Falls in Love]
Gabbo                                           [Krusty Gets Kancelled]
Menthol Moose                                   [Lisa the Beauty Queen]
Mr Jeanie (Krusty's monkey)                     [Dog of Death]
Santa's Little Helper (Bart's Experiment)       [Duffless]
At least 2 of the 1000 Monkeys (writing novel)  [Last Exit to Springfield]

Other References

"A Packet of Lady Laramies"                     [Principal Charming]
"A Packet of Laramie Hi-Tars"                   [Principal Charming]
Aztec Indian Smoking Chocolate                  [Bart the Murderer]
Barts Bubble Pipe (when Laura comes over)       [New Kid on the Block]
Barts Bubble Pipe (with Hugh Hephner)           [Krusty Gets Cancelled]
Barts Job ("Cutting cigars..a job")             [Bart the Murderer]
Greedy Pig Senators have cigars                 [Mr Lisa]
King Tobacco (on the Bouvier quilt)             [Barts Dog Gets an F]
Krusty's Nicotine Gum                           [Like Father, Like Clown]
Krusty's Nicotine Patches                       [The Front]
Laramie Cigarettes                              [Lisa the Beauty Queen]
Laramie Cigarettes                              [Bart the Murderer]
Laramie Cigarettes Billboard                    [Dancing Homer]
Laramie Cigarettes Billboard                    [Principal Charming]
Lionel Hutz's Smoking monkeys                   [Marge in Chains]
Lionel Hutz's Pen ("It looks just like a cigar")[Old Money]
Miss North Carolina                             [Streetcar Named Marge]
Mr Burns ("He loves a smoke - enjoys a joke!")  [Marge Gets a Job]
Smoking really burns me up sign                 [Mr Lisa]
The 12,000 Cartons of Laramies in Bart's Room   [Bart the Murderer]
The Bong (I had to put this in !)               [The Way we Was]