Reviews of "The Hot Chick" by The Four Bastards

Taquito is wise and powerful

Hot Chick(s): Anna Faris and Rachel McAdams! Yowza, especially to Faris. My God, be the mother of my children. This picture doesn't really do her justice, even.

Hot Chick Factor: 10!

Synopsis --

it's like Big, only a hot chick turns into Rob Schneider instead
of a kid turning into Tom Hanks.  They say rhymes to validate their
identities.  Shimmy shimmy ko-ko ba.

Nate's review:

I actually laughed a lot at this movie, and not just because it's Jason's film debut. It was actually pretty funny. The dance club sequence is worth the entire film. Plus Sandler is in it, playing a rastafarian with a penchant for hiding cannibus... and buggery. No crazy new cinematic ground is broken here, as the plot is an amalgam of at least three 80s movies, one of which starred the one and only Kirk Cameron. But I digress. Go see this movie and look for Jason's ass in the prom scene! I missed him, but that was because I was too caught up in the story. I'm serious! Not to mention the fact that eye candy abounds in this film. This does not include the fucking "Sister Sister" twins. My God, I don't think they could possibly be more annoying. They suck.

Rating: 8.5 out of 10 aggressive strippers

Jason's review:

First of all I must say that Rob Shneider is a cool MoFo.  But I digress.  What more can possibly be done in the whole changing body genra.  Well apparantly a lot!  Ok for real this movie stupid but is funny.  Shneider is pretty good playing a girl.  And there are penis and vagina jokes galore!  Yoweeeee!
3.5 out of 5 units remaining

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

 

Tim's review:

Tim has yet to review this film. Whatever!

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