Announcer- Welcome to The Rini Show's Tenth Anniversary show! And now your host, Rini!

Rini-Hi everybody! After a long break, (darn mid-season replacement status,) we are back and in our land mark tenth episode! Hopefully we can squeeze out a couple of more episodes before we get canned! [evil glare towards big-cheese TV executives] In honor of our tenth show, we will be bring back your all time favorite guests, and reading radomly selected viewer letters! We are sure to have a great show, so stick around becuase we will be right back!

[commercials]

Rini-Welcome back! Our first letter comes from J. Simpson and she wrties, "Dear Rini, I need some help with my homework. You see, I have a right triangle. Then length of the hypotenuse of unknown. One leg is 6cm, and the other is 8cm. I think the hypotenuse is 12, but my sister says it's ten. Who is right?" .... uh... well, heh heh..You are definatelly right! [mutters] - chance of getting this right...

Amy-[stands up from her seat in the audience] Actually, Rini, you are misleading Ms.Simpson into thinking she is correct, when in reality, she is not. Her sister is really the correct one.... I thought everyone knew that the square of the two legs added together of a right triangle equals the remaining side; the hypotenuse.

Rini- *sweatdrop* Uh... Right... I know that! I was just seeing if the audience members were paying attention, yah, that's it! Anyways, boy these studio lights are hot! [Fake laugh] Next letter! It reads, "Dear Rini, if you could be a bird, what kind of bird would you be?" I think I'd be a... PINK FLAMINGO!! [points to hair] Get it? GET IT? HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[silence from audience]

Rini-Umm, next letter! "Dear Rini, I'd like to inform you on the status of your show. Never have I seen anything of lesser quality on TV, with one or two exceptions. I believe your show is a WASTE of precious air-time! In the future, when I own my own TV station, never will I allow a show of such low quality to reach any homes under my network's precious name. Please save us the bore of having to watch you whine and run an infomercial instead, as even it has a higher level of quality than your "show". Sincerely, Mr.G. Smith" __Well, Mr. SMith. I'm cuter than you! SO THERE! Hee hee! *doorbell sound is heard* [in phony voice] Why, who could that be?

[In walks Darien, who sits in a chair by Rini's desk, greated by cheers]

Rini-[happy] Look everyone! It's my bestfriend, Darien! Hi Best-friend Darien!

Darien-[laughs] Hi, Best-friend Rini! I thought that I'd pay you a surprise visit and see how your tenth anniversary show is going!

Rini-The show is going--

[voice from audience interuptgs Rini]

Serena-Oh Dar-i-EN!! *waves* Awwww, Muffin looks so cute on TV! *giggles*

Rini-[gives Serena an evil glare] As I was saying, the show is going-- AHHHHH!!! [frightened because she suddenly notices Serena sitting beside her, trying to get closer to Darien] SERENA!! GRRRR!

Serena- *giggle* HI RINI! *beams* You and Darien looked a little lonely up here all by yourselves, so I decided to come up and keep you company! Wasn't that nice of me? ^_^

Rini-No, no it WASN'T nice of you! SERCURITY!

[Serena is dragged off by big buff men]

Rini- *sigh* Go to commercial.

[commercials]

Rini-Welcome back! *doorbell rings again* Huh? Another person? Well, come in!

[Serena runs in through the door and throws her arms around Darien]

Serena- Hi Muffin! Did you miss me? Hee hee... hey, get these big buff men off of me! [being dragged away... again]

Rini-Ahem. Sorry about that. So Darien, that's really nice green blazer you are wearing. Is it new?

Darien-No, I wear this ALL the time... I have about six or seven of them!

Rini-Really? That's interesting. [doorbell rings again] *in overly sweat sugary voice* Who is it?

Voice behind the door-Flowers for Rini!

Rini-Flowers? For me! *giggle* Oh Darien, you really shouldn't have!

Darien-Huh?

Rini-It's really nice of you to send me flowers! [calling] Come in!

Serena-[barges through the door with a dandelion] Hi Darien! Lookie! I brought you a flower! Hee hee! Awww, my little Muffin just loves dandelions! Hee hee! Why you look so--- [stumbles and accidently stains Darien's blazer with the dandelion, leaving a small yellow spot] OH NO!! Darien; Muffin! I'm so sorry! *Sniffle* WAHHH! [runs out the door]

Rini- BWA HA HA HA HA HA! HE HE HE HE! It's looks like a cat peed on your shirt, Darien! [laughter fills audience]

Serena-[re-runs through door with a bucket full of water and a face-cloth to clean Darien's shirt] Here Muffin, let me clean it off for you-- OPPS! [stumbles(yet again) and spills water all over Rini]

Rini-Serena! GET OUT! [security guards drag her out] Ugh. I'm all wet. Too bad we weren't taping at the beach again today. Next time the doorbell rings, I'M NOT ANSWERING IT!

[doorbell rings]

Voice behind door-Rini? This is Publisher's House... You have won 11 MILLION DOLLARS!

Rini-Ugh. When will Serena learn to GIVE UP?! I'm not answering the door, everyone ignore it. So, darien, blah blah blha...

Voice behind door-Rini? Are you there? I guess not... lets leave, TV camera men!

Rini-And so that's how I got my first time travel lesson---

Security Guard-Umm, Rini... Serena's up in the audience... {Serena waves and giggles} I think the people at the door were really here to give you money...

Rini-What? AHHHH! HORRIBLE DAY! Okay, this show is over. I don't care if there is ten minutes left. Get me out of here! MOMMY! Who cares about everyones favorite guests, I'm the important one here! Turn off that camera!