Florida/Canada

~Yet another from a genius at KithLovers

There are reasons why Florida is Canadian. Personally, I think Canada should just buy Florida from the US or at least trade us for some Yukon land.

1. Canada has the Hurricanes hockey team, while Florida has the Hurricanes football team, and Canada has the Panthers hockey team and....so do we! Coincidence?

2. People try to smuggle stuff from other countries (not to name anyone....*in hushed whisper* ELIAN GONZALEZ!) and on the news the other day, I saw how Americans were trying to smuggle tax-free cigarettes into Canada. Coincidence?

3. Canada has a stupid weather stereotype as being extremely cold. Florida has a stupid weather stereotype as being extremely hot. (Just because it's 100 degrees Fahrenheit [38 centigrade]....well maybe it is a *little* hot. Nah.....)

4. Canadians generally have good sense of humor. Floridians are weirdly funny.

5. One word. Eh? It's definitely in my vocabulary, and everyone else I know in Florida.

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